What do you call a garage band that plays on the patio?
A porchestra.
(The goal here is to make awful, painful, cringe-worthy puns and further the development of dad jokes. Keep it clean and boards-friendly.)
What do you call a garage band that plays on the patio?
A porchestra.
(The goal here is to make awful, painful, cringe-worthy puns and further the development of dad jokes. Keep it clean and boards-friendly.)
What concert costs only 45 cents to go to?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What is big, red and has two halves?
Cliffjumper
that’s a good one
Why comedians can’t draw?
Because their lines look funny.
I was reading this scp article earlier
Deer god
A horse barn shouldn’t fall over considering it’s a stable
this topic is negating your comedic genius awards be careful
au contraire
What do you call sodium chloride with a gun?
A salt with a deadly weapon!
did you guys hear about the fire at the circle?
I heard it was in-tents
What did takanuva eat in the morning?
a light breakfast!
What do Makuta and Batman have in common?
they have no parents!
Why can’t lewa get a job?
he’s too high!
Why didn’t Tahu save the drowning po-matoran?
he didn’t want to!
Why didn’t vhisola get good grades in language class?
her papers always had Nokama!
Why couldn’t the Toa for destiny of the Koro?
because the Matoran and where Rahi should be had a Kanohi!
Why did the Jedi cross the moon?
to get to the dark side!
stop.
these make me feel sad : (
this isn’t a pun.
neither is this…
or this…
or this.
this is the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad puns topic, not the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad attempts at humor topic.
Oh, whoops, you’re right. Didn’t notice. Replaced it with a pun.
(I copied this from something I typed up previously for other reasons, figured with my style of humor they were all puns)
figured with my style of humor they were all puns
that, uh… doesn’t make something a pun
Never believe an atom. They make up everything.
Oh, and never believe big cats, either. Good chance that they’re Lion.
that, uh… doesn’t make something a pun
No, I mean I assumed that they were all puns because I made them, forgetting I made the muaka joke too.
Why couldn’t the dwarves understand the elven singer?
they didn’t speak Elvis!
What do you get when you mix jazz and funk?
junk