The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Puns Topic

What do you call a garage band that plays on the patio?

A porchestra.

(The goal here is to make awful, painful, cringe-worthy puns and further the development of dad jokes. Keep it clean and boards-friendly.)

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Ok

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What concert costs only 45 cents to go to?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

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What is big, red and has two halves?

Cliffjumper

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that’s a good one

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Why comedians can’t draw?

Because their lines look funny.

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I was reading this scp article earlier
http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2845

Deer god

A horse barn shouldn’t fall over considering it’s a stable

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this topic is negating your comedic genius awards be careful

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au contraire

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What do you call sodium chloride with a gun?

A salt with a deadly weapon!

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did you guys hear about the fire at the circle?

I heard it was in-tents

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What did takanuva eat in the morning?

a light breakfast!

What do Makuta and Batman have in common?

they have no parents!

Why can’t lewa get a job?

he’s too high!

Why didn’t Tahu save the drowning po-matoran?

he didn’t want to!

Why didn’t vhisola get good grades in language class?

her papers always had Nokama!

Why couldn’t the Toa for destiny of the Koro?

because the Matoran and where Rahi should be had a Kanohi!

Why did the Jedi cross the moon?

to get to the dark side!

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stop.

these make me feel sad : (

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this isn’t a pun.

neither is this…

or this…

or this.

this is the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad puns topic, not the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad attempts at humor topic.

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Oh, whoops, you’re right. Didn’t notice. Replaced it with a pun.

(I copied this from something I typed up previously for other reasons, figured with my style of humor they were all puns)

that, uh… doesn’t make something a pun


Never believe an atom. They make up everything.

Oh, and never believe big cats, either. Good chance that they’re Lion.

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No, I mean I assumed that they were all puns because I made them, forgetting I made the muaka joke too.


Why couldn’t the dwarves understand the elven singer?

they didn’t speak Elvis!

What do you get when you mix jazz and funk?

junk

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