i don’t like this one
A simile is not like a metaphor, a simile is a metaphor
where do birds go to drink?
A Crow Bar!
I became sick after being at an airport.
It was a terminal illness.
please
boo, overused joke. /s
I’ve been waiting literal years to use that image
Did you guys hear about this year’s Fibonacci Festival?
Turnout is supposed to be as high as the past two years combined.
this isn’t a pun
and it’s also a good joke
sir, i must ask you to leave
The engineer was supposed to design a new water system for our house, but it didn’t turn out well.
that is indeed Art.
I can run faster than light.
No, I’m serious. Have you ever seen Death Note? Light is not a fast runner.
My chemistry is a bit rusty, but here goes:
One guacamole equals 6.022 * 10^23 formula units of guac.
This is known as Avocado’s number.
If you suck when you play the trombone, that’s probably why.
I don’t like stairs… They are always up to something.
With their tales, I guess?
What’s a hot beverage that lacks bold flavor?
Subtle-tea
This sounds like the start of some '90s ad for a sports drink. “WHAT’S A HOT BEVERAGE THAT LACKS BOLD FLAVOR? NOOOOT BRAAAAAND AAAAAAAAAAIIIIID!!!” gratuitous skateboarding