The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Puns Topic

i don’t like this one

A simile is not like a metaphor, a simile is a metaphor

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where do birds go to drink?

A Crow Bar!

I became sick after being at an airport.

It was a terminal illness.

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please

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what is a cow’s favorite murder mystery game?

AMooooooooong Us

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boo, overused joke. /s

URK That pun… ACK

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ghidzelda|nullxnull

I’ve been waiting literal years to use that image

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This is Art

But seriously, great moc @N01InParticular

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Did you guys hear about this year’s Fibonacci Festival?

Turnout is supposed to be as high as the past two years combined.

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this isn’t a pun
and it’s also a good joke

sir, i must ask you to leave

The engineer was supposed to design a new water system for our house, but it didn’t turn out well.

that is indeed Art.

I can run faster than light.

No, I’m serious. Have you ever seen Death Note? Light is not a fast runner.

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My chemistry is a bit rusty, but here goes:

One guacamole equals 6.022 * 10^23 formula units of guac.
This is known as Avocado’s number.

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If you suck when you play the trombone, that’s probably why.

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I don’t like stairs… They are always up to something.

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With their tales, I guess?

What’s a hot beverage that lacks bold flavor?

Subtle-tea

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This sounds like the start of some '90s ad for a sports drink. “WHAT’S A HOT BEVERAGE THAT LACKS BOLD FLAVOR? NOOOOT BRAAAAAND AAAAAAAAAAIIIIID!!!” gratuitous skateboarding

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