i don’t like this one
A simile is not like a metaphor, a simile is a metaphor
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where do birds go to drink?
A Crow Bar!
I became sick after being at an airport.
It was a terminal illness.
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please
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boo, overused joke. /s
URK That pun… ACK
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Did you guys hear about this year’s Fibonacci Festival?
Turnout is supposed to be as high as the past two years combined.
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this isn’t a pun
and it’s also a good joke
sir, i must ask you to leave
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The engineer was supposed to design a new water system for our house, but it didn’t turn out well.
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that is indeed Art.
I can run faster than light.
No, I’m serious. Have you ever seen Death Note? Light is not a fast runner.
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My chemistry is a bit rusty, but here goes:
One guacamole equals 6.022 * 10^23 formula units of guac.
This is known as Avocado’s number.
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If you suck when you play the trombone, that’s probably why.
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I don’t like stairs… They are always up to something.
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With their tales, I guess?
What’s a hot beverage that lacks bold flavor?
Subtle-tea
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This sounds like the start of some '90s ad for a sports drink. “WHAT’S A HOT BEVERAGE THAT LACKS BOLD FLAVOR? NOOOOT BRAAAAAND AAAAAAAAAAIIIIID!!!” gratuitous skateboarding
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