people always ask what’s the deal with Airline food, well after many years of searching i think i’ve found the answer.
It’s very Plane
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What kind of vehicle carries patients with injuries gotten while sleep-walking?
A Somnambulance
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that’s just a really bad play on words not a pun
wait a minute
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What does a blanket detective do?
Go undercover.
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I hate elevators. I’m taking steps to avoid them.
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I like to sit on my porch when it’s storming.
you could say I’m being existentraintial
Guess this joke didn’t land.
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you could say it was laughably bad
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I used to not like facial hair, but then it grew on me.
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How do you make a handkerchief dance?
you put a boggy in it
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Lewa is gonna get sent to a rehab center for substance abuse
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Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other: “I drive, you shoot.”
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A baby seal walked into a club.
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His mother was devastated by this news
Yes, the seal was broken
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I would tell you a cheese pun, but I’m afraid it wouldn’t be very Gouda.
I think Darth Maul is overrated; his character is really half-baked.
Yeah, Darth Maul is half the man he used to be.
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Why are all Sharon’s such annoying people?
Because Sharon is Karen.
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