The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Puns Topic

Why did Onua join a comdy club? Because they needed some down-to-earth jokes!
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Why did Photok join a comedy club? They needed some Orange-inal humor!
(oxygen cut off from the brain)

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Why did Tanma join a comedy club?
because they wanted to have a good lime.
(Sinks into depression)

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Why did Solek join a comedy club? Because- well, White not?
(carpal tunnel, agony)

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Why did Antroz join a comedy club?
Because he couldnā€™t see himself doing anything else with his life
(Internal Bleeding)

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why did billy join the comedy club? I DONā€™T KNOW!!!
(actively being canceled on twitter)

Why did Lehvak-Kal join a comedy club?
I dunno, his humor sucks.
(Ventricular Tachycardia)

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Why did Makuta want to rule the Matoran Universe? Because everyone wants to!
(Smashed by enraged Teridax.)

ā€œThatā€™s not a joke.ā€
-Metus

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No, the teller of the joke became a joke when his attempts at humor forced him out of the family businessā€¦
Why did the Toa buy some stew? Because he was Chili!

Why did no one, despite their comedy club jokes, have any modicum of comedic talent?

Itā€™s not a pun.

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This isnā€™t the incredible, wonderful, very good, not bad puns topic

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No, of course not, other wise it would be pun. And we donā€™t want to have pun!

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ā€œJaller, please donā€™t die!ā€
ā€œWell Takua, you could have (m)asked earlierā€

What was Darth Vaders reaction when Lukeā€™s X-wing entered the wrong death star: ā€œAre ya winning, sun?ā€

Vamprah didnā€™t see that coming.

You could say Gahlok-Kal gained a lot of attraction in the last moments of its existence.

Thanks Vezok wouldnā€™t be half the Skakdi he is today without Hakann

Iā€™m Dalu, da ba dee da ba di.

Comedie.

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why are mukuta always put in a bad light by the matoran?

because their element is shadow

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Did you hear that the weightlifter got arrested?

he was charged with ab use.

I hear he got a heavy fine.

but heā€™s trying to keep his chin up.

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I spotted him yesterday and tried to lift his spirits

We pulled up to a bar to talk

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What did the toilet say to the number?

Your an eight.

the whole ordeal is really weighing him down

heā€™s very heavy hearted about it

I told him to weight- er, wait it out

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What do Hero Factory heroes say on their twenty year anniversary?

ā€œHeroes to the Score!ā€

What do they say on their thirty year anniversary?

dunno, none of them have ever lived that long.

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