Johann Sebastian Bach can’t afford to buy that. He’s baroque
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Why did the dog get a 95% on his English paper?
he forgot to put a question bark!
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FTFY 
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What’s the trash’s favourite colour?
Garbeige!
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Why did Leia call for Kenobi in Star Wars: A New Hope?
He was the Obi-Wan she could count on.
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but love isn’t canon though
Don’t believe it!
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willess has just defeated greg
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indeed he has
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I once wrote an essay about the turaga, but I lost points because there was Nokama 
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Redditors when they get Nokama 
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I want a game where you play as a famous american singer driving on a dark road trying not to wreck.
you could call it Johnny Crash
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I went on a zoom call and told a joke, but nobody laughed.
It seems as though I’m not remotely funny
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I’m supposed to be getting a 90k steel ball for my birthday.
I can hardly weight-it.
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It’s better to have loved a short woman than never to have loved a tall.
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Your love was short and sweet.
Which is better than being a long lost love
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