If you’re arrested by the grammar police, do you get a long sentence?
What do you call people who hate long sentences?
Criminals.
What do you call a rotating puppet? a spin-nocchio!
What do you call a pointy puppet? a pin-occhio!
What do you call a smiling puppet? a grin-occhio!
What do you call a a rubbish puppet? a bin-occhio!
or Spamton
What do you call a loud puppet? a din-occhio!
What do you call a wet puppet? a pi-soak-io!
What do you call a frog puppet? a pi-croak-io!
What do you call a puppet in a cape? a pi-cloak-io!
How do the member of Led Zeppelin like their donuts?
Glazed and Confused.
A less experienced obstetrician asked me what they’re supposed to do if a baby isn’t coming out.
I told them to C section 8 in the guidebook
3 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar…
You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.
When making a chicken pen, be sure to leave an eggsit.
Why does everyone hate the prequel trilogy of Star Wars so much?
It’s such a jar-jarring experience.
Why did I get bored watching Loki?
That show is really low-key.
When Dwayne the RoCk Joshton wants to go fast, he putts the Pebble to the Mettal.
What happens if you put your radio in your freezer?
You get some cool music.
surge tankian
surge tankian
What do you do when you get into a fight with the elements?
Berylli em’!
If you are a dark hunter, what do you call 10 dead toa?
A good start.
The Matoran were scared at the end of 08 when they realized they were in a giant metal robot.
They live in Fe.
When Takanuva told the Matoran in Karda Nui about the Energy Storms, they realized they didn’t Av much time.
Why did Takanuva join a comedy club? They needed some Light humor. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
Why did Makuta join a comedy club? They needed some Dark humor. (chortle)
(Strangled, choking, gargling laughter)
Why did Ghid join a comedy club? They needed some Ghid humour!
(Chokes and dies)
Why did Ghid join a comedy club? Because it was coming apart!
(Loss of breath, fatal)
Why did Donald Trump join a comedy club? It was lacking funding!