If you’re arrested by the grammar police, do you get a long sentence?
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What do you call people who hate long sentences?
Criminals.
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What do you call a rotating puppet? a spin-nocchio!
What do you call a pointy puppet? a pin-occhio!
What do you call a smiling puppet? a grin-occhio!
What do you call a a rubbish puppet? a bin-occhio!
or Spamton
What do you call a loud puppet? a din-occhio!
What do you call a wet puppet? a pi-soak-io!
What do you call a frog puppet? a pi-croak-io!
What do you call a puppet in a cape? a pi-cloak-io!
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How do the member of Led Zeppelin like their donuts?
Glazed and Confused.
A less experienced obstetrician asked me what they’re supposed to do if a baby isn’t coming out.
I told them to C section 8 in the guidebook
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3 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar…
You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.
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When making a chicken pen, be sure to leave an eggsit.
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Why does everyone hate the prequel trilogy of Star Wars so much?
It’s such a jar-jarring experience.
Why did I get bored watching Loki?
That show is really low-key.
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When Dwayne the RoCk Joshton wants to go fast, he putts the Pebble to the Mettal.
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What happens if you put your radio in your freezer?
You get some cool music.
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surge tankian
surge tankian
What do you do when you get into a fight with the elements?
Berylli em’!
If you are a dark hunter, what do you call 10 dead toa?
A good start.
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The Matoran were scared at the end of 08 when they realized they were in a giant metal robot.
They live in Fe.
When Takanuva told the Matoran in Karda Nui about the Energy Storms, they realized they didn’t Av much time.
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Why did Takanuva join a comedy club? They needed some Light humor. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
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Why did Makuta join a comedy club? They needed some Dark humor. (chortle)
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(Strangled, choking, gargling laughter)
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Why did Ghid join a comedy club? They needed some Ghid humour!
(Chokes and dies)
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Why did Ghid join a comedy club? Because it was coming apart!
(Loss of breath, fatal)
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Why did Donald Trump join a comedy club? It was lacking funding!
