The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Puns Topic

I see you made a single spelling error in your masterful leadup to a pun

i win, bye bye

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I donā€™t get it.

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diary

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Of a wimpy kid.

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@thewimpykid

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Thatā€¦that is exactly what inspired my usernameā€¦

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Kane-Ra can make you fly, because red bulls give you wings

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i bought a flying fish.
iā€™m not sure whether to purchase it a
bird cage or a fish tank.

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I went to the zoo the other day, but the only animal they had was a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu

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i hate people who make cat in the hat jokes
in the among us chat.

theyā€™re seussy bakas.

My friend keeps bragging about his 3D printer that can make a gun. Big deal; Iā€™ve had a Canon printer for years!

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What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?

58

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Did you hear about the new Guatemalan Pokemon ripoff?

be the first kid on your block whoā€™s Guatemala!

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The Toa of Magnetism thought that his Lightning teammate was attractive
He was shocked to learn she didnā€™t feel the same about him

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Bad puns are measured by sighsmograph

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is tsunami and daddy proud of you for that pun?

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Why do people cut down trees? I just donā€™t cedar point.

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You know why @Spiderus_Prime 's avatar is a sleigh?

So he can sleigh the double posters!

You mean you wish theyā€™d done Ahkmou with the character?

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An Australian bear would only be a good doctor if it had the right koalafications.

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A greek film reviewer getting shot over the glyphs in his name will diacritic

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