The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Puns Topic

it looks like a reindeer

Why did tigger look down the toilet?

to find Pooh

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Why do Muaka dislike Tahu?

They fear he could F-Rahi them

there is no reason that i took muaka

Why did this get flagged?

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Man all theses cheese puns I’m making must be very Grating for all of you.

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What’s the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other a busty crustacean.

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i think i hate you

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i know i hate you

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I told my doctor I didn’t want a brain transplant, but he changed my mind.

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i’m indifferent

when it comes to the amount of short people in the world’s population, they only take up a smidget of the percentage.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

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Sounds like it was a pretty brief case.

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The matoran in the crowd chanted “SOHCAHTOA!” as a very angry Lewa was lowered into a water tank.

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Nuju told Whenua, “I can’t stand Matau. He’s such a blowhard.”

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Why are coffins called coffins? It’s not like you’ll be doing any coughin’

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it doesn’t feel like it’s been two months

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Yeah it doesn’t

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Welp the government has decided that I must be executed for absolutely milking these dairy puns, but before I go I have one last thing to say.

I was very Cheesed to meet you all.

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