The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Puns Topic

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I don’t know how to make jokes

Be cordial and don’t axe it.

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I used to be a fan of yours.

Is this getting personal or are you just winging, er… it?

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You are the best one.

you better Ghid used to it

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Oh my ghid what have I become?

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My friend admitted to tracing a picture for their art piece.

I said “well, there’s a reason I call you Tracy.”

Wait, username puns? I made a bet with Fred that those wouldn’t happen! I guess I owe-two bucks now.

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What’s a skeletons favourite food?

ribs

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You must be quite ghiddy about that one.

A glass of eil would go well with that rach.

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I see you designed your username expressly for this topic.

When you become a king, I hope your Monarth-oroughly defeated in battle.

TANma
TANma

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I assure you monarchy was not in my mind 14 years ago. My words here are merely mo’ nathing.

As long as the battle is more fight-y and less racie. Is that, oh, too much to ask?

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What did the internet poster shout during the baseball game?

Strike through!

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Have you seen the movie Constipated?

Me neither, seeing as how it hasn’t come out yet.

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Okay that got a kekw wheeze/laugh out of me.


When the composter is sus

stolen from elsewhere but hey I’m not a pun king like the monarch himself Monarth

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i don’t get it.


I could tell another cheese pun, but I’m afraid it won’t get any Cheddar than that last one.

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Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in the cracks.

Please, kill me. End my suffering.

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