I can run faster than light.
No, I’m serious. Have you ever seen Death Note? Light is not a fast runner.
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My chemistry is a bit rusty, but here goes:
One guacamole equals 6.022 * 10^23 formula units of guac.
This is known as Avocado’s number.
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If you suck when you play the trombone, that’s probably why.
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I don’t like stairs… They are always up to something.
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With their tales, I guess?
What’s a hot beverage that lacks bold flavor?
Subtle-tea
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This sounds like the start of some '90s ad for a sports drink. “WHAT’S A HOT BEVERAGE THAT LACKS BOLD FLAVOR? NOOOOT BRAAAAAND AAAAAAAAAAIIIIID!!!” gratuitous skateboarding
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people always ask what’s the deal with Airline food, well after many years of searching i think i’ve found the answer.
It’s very Plane
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What kind of vehicle carries patients with injuries gotten while sleep-walking?
A Somnambulance
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that’s just a really bad play on words not a pun
wait a minute
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What does a blanket detective do?
Go undercover.
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I hate elevators. I’m taking steps to avoid them.
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I like to sit on my porch when it’s storming.
you could say I’m being existentraintial
Guess this joke didn’t land.
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you could say it was laughably bad
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I used to not like facial hair, but then it grew on me.
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How do you make a handkerchief dance?
you put a boggy in it
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Lewa is gonna get sent to a rehab center for substance abuse
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Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other: “I drive, you shoot.”
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