Because that’s what Skeletrons do, little Johnny.
Why can’t you divide by 0?
because the calculator will file a lawsuit against you if you do.
why did lego cancel nexo knights?
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Well little Johnny, it’s a rule that no medieval theme can last very long.
Why can’t I dunk this Goku?
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because everyone knows pokemon are not basketballs, little johnny
why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me?
I try not to think about that, little Johnny.
Why can’t I play with TNT?
Well little Johnny, why not?
Why is the sun?
Well little Johnny, THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
why is karl so green?
Well little Johnny, karl just wants to be green.
Why is the sun a deadly lazer?
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Well Little Johnny, nOT aNyMoRe tHeRE’s a BLaNkeT.
Why teef hurt?
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well little johnny, ghid’s teeth sap the strength out of all other teeth users using sonic vibrations - they violently shake sonic the hedgehog until he devolves into the original movie version - and they drain the calcium right out of your oral ivories and into his luscious, golden cinder blocks, giving him the recommendation of 10/10 dentists and unparalleled power. he is unstoppable in this state and it would be best to try to stop him in nevada instead.
it might also be that you drink ten red bulls and three mountain dews in a single day while live streaming league of legends, ‘little’ johnny.
why is ghid bald?
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Well little Johnny, that is because his hair couldn’t handle the supreme power of ghid and thus disintegrated.
Why is the sun yellow?
it’s actually keetorange, johnny.
Why is Umbra disliked by bionicle fans?
Well, little Johnny, it’s because this topic died, so everyone just takes their frustration out on Umbra.
What happened to Red in Electrical?
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well little Johnny I was in nav so I won’t know
why do strawberry’s have seeds on the out side but gooseberries have them on the inside?
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Well, little Johnny, the seeds on a strawberry are outside because they like being there, and the seeds on a gooseberry are inside because it was built wrong.
Why does the world work exactly like in Calvin and Hobbes?
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Well little Johnny, it’s because they are actually identical worlds.
Why are pineapples yellow?
Well little Johnny, why does it matter what color pineapples are? I eat them regardless of shade.
When will little Johnny become big Johnny?
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well little johnny, when you decide to break your diet
why can’t we have nice things?
Well little Johnny because the economy is in shambles
Why am I always sad
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