Well Little Johnny

Eilrach · January 2, 2021, 10:47pm

Well Johnny somewhere out in space a fat purple alien with gold clothes and one to many chins snapped his fingers
What is temperature?

Winger · January 8, 2021, 5:20pm

Well little Johnny, it’s what keeps you from going outside when you aren’t grounded.

Why is ramen so good?

N01InParticular · January 8, 2021, 8:09pm

because it’s filled with the tears of college students.

what’s that smell.

GX_05 · January 8, 2021, 8:14pm

it’s dave’s body. I told you to get rid of it!

why can’t YOU do it!?

Atobe_Brick · January 8, 2021, 8:26pm

Well, little Johnny, if I did it, and somebody saw me, I’d get arrested!

If there are 24 hours in a day, why do clocks only have 12 numbers?

Eilrach · January 8, 2021, 9:04pm

Because someone thought it would be funny to confuse a bunch of people
Why do we have winter and summer?

N01InParticular · January 8, 2021, 9:10pm

Because the earth is rotating around the sun.

why did dave have to die?

Spiderus_Prime · January 8, 2021, 9:11pm

Well Little Johnny, you killed him with a axe.

What Dave coming back from the dead?!?!?!

Eilrach · January 8, 2021, 9:12pm

He’s not coming back
Why are leaves green?

Ghid · January 8, 2021, 9:19pm

well little johnny, leaves are sickened by you

why can’t I touch the sun?

Winger · January 8, 2021, 9:29pm

well little Johnny, it’s because your flesh would melt off your bones and then your bones would disintegrate into dust before you could get close enough.

Why are people annoying?

GX_05 · January 8, 2021, 9:58pm

Well johnny, look at yourself and find an answer. You know, the best way to know why something is the way it is is to observe it closely.

Why are you so mean to me!?

Eilrach · January 9, 2021, 1:53am

Well little Johnny look at your self and find an answer
Why doesn’t the sun hurt my eyes when I look at it?

Winger · January 9, 2021, 2:14am

It’s because Dave ate the sun. I thought you knew this.

Why can’t I get invested in this book?

Eilrach · January 9, 2021, 2:18am

Because it’s not a good book, move on
Why do people play sport?

Winger · January 9, 2021, 2:20am

Because they are the few with legitimate drive in life.

Why do so many people like this author when he isn’t that great of a writer? Sure he can world build like no one but that can’t be the whole appeal, right?

Eilrach · January 9, 2021, 2:24am

How many books has he made, if it’s a lot that’s shows that people like bad writing (sadly)
How long will Bionicle live for?

Spiderus_Prime · January 9, 2021, 2:30am

Well Little Johnny it’s been dead since 2016, but it’s legacy keep going strong.

Why Beth founds Dave’s body?

Winger · January 9, 2021, 2:32am

Not sure. It sucks though because I had to kill her too.

Where’s the nearest incinerator?

Spiderus_Prime · January 9, 2021, 2:33am

Well Little Johnny, Police is behind you…run!

Where’s the nears car?