Right here. Hop in!
What’s it like to be on the lam?
Well, little Johnny, you can never stay in the same place for too long, and you also have to make sure to cover your tracks, so cops can’t locate you.
What’s it like in prison?
Free food and water
Why are the cops after you?
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Well little Johnny, when someone gets murdered, I always take the blame, because I’m such a good guy.
Why do the police drive black and white cars?
Because lime cars were too brittle.
Where are we going?
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To get a refund at the orphanage. Buckle up!
Who built Stone Henge?
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It was a Galvin practical joke. I thought Ben 10 taught you that already.
Why can’t I watch TV anymore?
We’re in a 2007 Ford Focus, not one of those new vans with screens.
Why are we going so fast?
Well little Johnny, I’ve had to put up with you for too long already. Another five minutes, and I’m going to the store for milk.
Why is there traffic?
Well Little Johnny, because people are left city because there’s a kaiju on the loose.
What’s the purple glowing …(explodes)
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Johnny? JOHNNY?!
Why is half the car gone?
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Well little johnny, stop being a pessimist. What you should be asking is,
Why is half the car here?
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Well little Johnny, someone started to build it, but isn’t quite done yet. They could be out for lunch, on vacation, or maybe had a phone call. All I know, is that they will be back to build the rest of the car soon.
What’s for dinner?
Not sure. Something certainly smells a bit charred here…
Is cannibalism illegal?
Yes Johnny, eat Dave’s corpse in Canada see wants happened…
Why you turn me into a Wendigo?
well little Johnny, Wendigo-ing gets tough, the tough get going
Why do we eat mushrooms but not mold?
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because mushrooms at least make me allucinate
who are you, giant unicorn? and why don’t we go to fantasy land together?
Well little Johnny, it turns out the only time you see things as they truly are, is when you are hallucinating. I have always been a giant unicorn, but I’d hoped my identity would’ve stayed secret.
Do I have to kill you now?
No Little Johnny, you already been dead, because you in the dark place, hope that red goat guy can deal you now.
Why you scary?
