Well little Johnny, Dave was the giver of all that is good and we killed him.
Can we resurrect the dead?
yes! but you have to join the RESURRECTION RHYME REGIME
Why did I have to kill Dave?
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Because your always running around with a gun in your hand
Why did you make the RRR?
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Well little johnny, One day 100000 years ago civilization was much like it is now, but people didnât properly resurrect dead topics, this resulted in a new creature born from the ensuing chaos, the creature now known as the sludge it then destroyed humanity, one thousand years later I was born from the primordial ooze, and with me a new power, the ability to restart civilization. I decided humanity must be reborn, but the sludge must be destroyed first. and the rest is history.
In short I created the RRR to prevent something like what happened 100000 years ago from ever happening again.
Little side note: You want to know what COVID-19 really is? Hint itâs the second coming of the sludge resurrected by former employees of the RRR
calling themselves the Resurrection rhyme resistance.
why do some people just want to watch the world burn.
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Well little Johnny, itâs a heck of a lot more interesting than watching it succeed.
Why is the RRR an alliteration, not a rhyme?
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Well little The organization is an alliteration. The resurrection itself is a Rhyme.
Why must the earth rotate around the sun.
Well little Johnny. Gravity. Among other things.
Why do so many boardâs members originate from primordial ooze?
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well little johnny itâs because I have a monopoly in the ooze industry
why doesnât eljay like red/blue pins?
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well little johnnyâŚ
thatâs none of your stinkinâ business
why is the sky blue?
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Because the government puts chemicals in it, personally I donât mind it.
Where does the moon go in the day.
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Nowhere.
Why is the more powerful group always corrupt and spinning the story their way?
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Well little johnny absolute power corrupts absolutely.
why does music sound good.
It helps when itâs meaningful to you.
The resistance is ever growing. Who wants to join?
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Well little Johnny, I donât join anything without knowing itâs purpose.
Which side is better?
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well little johnny the RRR OBVIOUSLY.
WHY DOES THE EARTH SPIN
Well little Johnny, it spins because the first object sent into space punctured the atmosphere which caused it to leak air into space like a balloon.
What happens to fish in the sewers?
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They go the way of Dave, I guessâŚ
Why is Mars red?
well little johnny, mars is red because mars is the rage emoji
but really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really big.
Why are owls?
that is not the right question! you should ask âhow are owlsâ
How are owls?