Well, lil’ Johnny, let me tell ya: When Kapura becomes a meme, people use it as a trend.
Why do I get hungry after watching Amon Amarth music videos?
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No, I only use Chinese steel.
Well 'lil Jonni, these people have Ph.d’s in psychology and know how to manipulate your mind to think things that aren’t real.
Why are memes considered the highest form of culture?
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Well little Johnny, it is because our culture is so down the tubes that memes are the only worthwhile thing nowadays.
Why can’t I fly?
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Well you see you overgrown pile of manure, You can’t fly because you lack the ability to accomplish anything at all, let alone flight…
Why can’t I have a dog?
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Little Johnny, don’t you remember what happened last time we had a dog?
What’s fusion?
Well Little Johnny it’s…oh no!!!
Am I a girl?
Well, little Johnny. I don’t know, because you’re a fictional character.
Where does cheese come from?
Well Little Johnny it’s from the moon!!!
What’s happens when I turn into a werewolf?
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Well little johnny, when the moon comes out you will grow hair and have a taste for porkchops.
Why is Lazytown a meme?
Well Little Johnny deep breath I don’t know!
What’s in a Krabby Patty?
Well, you see, if I were to hell you both you and i will have to move out of the country with an assassin on our tail.
What kind of shows does Adult Swim air?
Well little Johnny, just sing this. Be careful little eyes what you see…
Why does he need some milk?
Well Little Johnny, he drinking it to prevent for being turn into a Cow.
What’s a tiger eats?
Well little jonny, tigers eat frosted flakes cereal. They’re grrrrrreat!
What is love?
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Baby don’t hurt me
Don’t hurt me
No more
Why is bologna spelled so weird?
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Because it’s funny.
Why do I feel weird when I’m next a girl?
Because Little Johnny some day you will her and have kids on your own.
Is Mayo played music?
Well little Johnny, as long as you have good rhythm, Mayo is played music.
Do humans ever spontaneously combust?
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Um, when your name is Johnny Storm or you are a moron then yes.
Why did Weenie hut Jr call me a weenie?
Because you aren’t tough enough to go the Salty Saloon.
Why I am invisible?