You’re not invisible, people just don’t feel like acknowledging your petty existance
Why are older people watching LazyTown?
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Well you see little johnny, there is this thing called “memes” it leads to grown ups doing stupid things.
Why does it sound like when doves cry?
Did you random hear some Prince.
When I grow up I will to be a Turtle?
Well little Johnny, no you will not. Unless you are an introvert, in which case you will be very much like a turtle.
Why does fruit juice only contain 5% real fruit juice?
Because that sells better,
I really want to watch the new recap review. where do I go?
Well little Johnny, you should head over to youtube.com/thettvchannel. It’s a really great service unlike that terrible Vessel service. When you’re there, make sure to sign up for YouTube Red (for just $10 a month!) so you can watch videos a whole 15 seconds before they come out on Vessel!
Why are the Power Rangers so edgy now?
Because if Linkin Park and Death of the Family have shown us anything it’s that edgy sells.
Why do the Star Wars prequels exist?
As proof that even the greatest of minds can make mistakes.
Why is the internet a thing?
Well 'lil Jonni, good 'ole George Lucas had wrote an entire saga worth nine episodes. He felt that it would be best to make the prequels–
Well 'lil Jonni, people thought human interaction was overrated.
Why do we breathe oxygen?
Well, little Johnny, it’s because of a bunch of really complicated chemical reactions that your feeble brain cannot understand.
Why is the emoji movie being made?
Well you see little moron, it is because people have no creativity and real ideas. much like yourself.
Can I have mustard on my pineapples?
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Well Little Johnny, you can’t, because you’ll spoil your dinner!
Why is there a man at my door with a chainsaw?
Well, little Johnny, it’s because you are behind on your gambling debts, and you’ve made some big enemies in the crime scene.
Why is PPAP so popular?
Because people are stupid. Including myself.
Why did sega think it was okay to release Sonic Boom in it’s current state?
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Because Sega.
Why am I still on Season 2 of The Walking Dead?
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Well little Johnny it’s because your parents said you couldn’t watch it anymore
Why is almost every Blizzard Game Similar to a Games Workshop Game?
Well Little Johnny because it’s…are you too young for playing these games.
How evil is Megatron?
Well you see little Johnny, he’s evil enough to make a bunch of kids in 1986 cry.
Why did I feel nothing when bionicle died?
Because Little Johnny about you maybe playing Nexo Knights than Bionicle G2.
Why I’m can’t join Cobra?