Well you see you imploding ball of wretched slime, you can’t become a terrorist yet because you first need to learn how to walk longer then five steps before falling on your forsaken face.
Why do I feel sad when I make mommy cry?
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Because Little Johnny it’s isn’t your fault it’s the dog’s fault.
Am I a Time Lord?
Well you see little Johnny, there are only two of those left. One is the Doctor. The other is Santa.
Is Umarak actually evil?
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Well Little Johnny, up until the point of donning the Mask of Control and his inevitable corruption from it, I wouldn’t say he was completely ‘villainous’ or ‘pure evil’ by any means.
Why are skeletons spoopy?
well you uncultured slime
Umarak is actually a father of 4 struggling to feed his children and has resorted to hunting creatures for food.
Kapurd 
Well Johnny, they are too spooky for me, and have none to do with Charlie Brown’s dog.
AM I THE PHEONIX?
Well little Johnny, no. Last I checked you were still a human child.
Why does Lego love translucent pieces so much?
Well you see you brain-dead moron, it is because they sparkle in the light, and as your past has clearly shown, you love sparkles.
Why does mommy hate me?
Well little Johnny, who doesn’t hate you?
What makes ghosts scary?
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Nothing, only your pathetic and easily scared mind.
Why do I cry?
Well little Johnny, it could be that you’re upset about something
Maybe something got stuck in your eye?
Idk
How does life work?
It doesn’t, as displayed by your current state of existence.
Can I have a pineapple?
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Well Little Johnny, you can live on it, and become a sponge.
How did Joker got scars on his face?
You see pudding, it’s because of edgyness.
Why do I have feelings?
Well my child, it’s because when you were born, somebody slapped you really hard and you cried. And from that moment on, your life has been an eternal downhill spiral of sadness, depression, anxiety, and torment.
Is cloning ethical?
More specifically, cloning a Revenant agent of death?
…no seriously like I have this clone running around and I’m not sure if I should put her down or not.
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Well Little Johnny, you are the clone!!! dun.dun.ddddduuuunnnn
Are you feeling now, Mr.Krabs?
Awful, no thanks to you.
Why must you torment me so?
Well little Johnny, it’s because the little soldiers in this topic got upset at people spouting snarky answers and not playing the game like I said. Also, you need to stop calling yourself a brain dead moron and the such?
Why do mommy and daddy tell me to eat my brussel sprouts?
Well, little Johnny, it’s because they are tired of spending their money on Lego and are trying to poison you.
Why is this topic so popular?
Well lil’ Jognny, 'Cauz reasons.
Why is @Eljay?