Well Little Johnny, @Eljay is a Toa disguising as a Human so he can live a normal life.
Why Spider-Man wear a mask?
Well nincompoop, same reason as @Eljay.
What happens if I pull a grenade pin?
Well Little Johnny, Little Johnny? NNNNNNOOOO!!! 
What happens when I become a Teenage?
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Well Little Johnny, You will be killed by me, by [Censored] your heart [Censored] lungs [Censored] [Censored] [Censored] and then your pitiful existence will end.
/s 
When did this become the âI hate little Johnnyâ topic?
Well little Johnny, it turns out that by having a lot of angsty teenagers as your main forum populace, youâll probably end up being killed in some way or another in a fit of rabid imagination.
Why canât I move my arm?
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Well, Little Johnny, thatâs because itâs taking a nap.
THAT IT WILL NEVER WAKE FROM
Why is life so weird, as a four year old, having not a care in the world?
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Well Little Johnny, you are turning five next month.
Are Wizards and Witches, real?
Well you slob, no, except for Gandalf.
Who would Dr. Who be if he were in the who?
Well little Johnny, I have no idea. Ask the internet.
Why do I exist?
Well little Johnny, humans come to exist when mommy and daddy love each other very much and decide to⌠uh, order a baby off of Ebay. Which is delivered by storks. Yup.
What is my hand made of?
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Well little Johnny, your hand is made up of millions of even littler Johnnies who line up side-by-side, holding each others hands so that the resulting layers of Johnnies stay strong nâ firm
What is a Platybelodon?
Heck if I know.
Why is my arm gone?
Well little Johnny, youâre not human. After a quick DNA test I learned that your mother was part Galidorian. Who wouldâve guessed?
Why is the sky blue?
Well, little Johnny, itâs because we all live inside the eye of a blue-eyed giant.
Game of thrones reference
Where is my skin?
Well Little Johnny itâs on you!
Could my friends, Tommy, Timmy, Jimmy, Benny, & Pete can come over here?
Well little Johnny, your friends canât because they have to eat their dinners so they can grow big and strong, go eat your veggies.
What is that guys name?
Well little Johnny, when grown-ups get really, really angry they say really mean things.
How do I play the piano?
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Just bash your head into the keys. Make sure to listen really carefully for your motherâs screaming voiceâŚ
How do I even?
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Potat80s.
Why do my eyes water when Iâm around onions?
Because they are trying to kill you by sucking all of the water from your bodyâŚout of your eyes.
Why am I not allowed to watch Deadpool?
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