well little johnny, when what you’re looking for becomes ultimate dedication to nilp, you will find it with ease
why are we a venom household and not a morbius household?
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Well little Johnny, we’re a Venom household because Venom “Goodman” Saul gives great legal advice such as reminding us “did you know you have rights.”
Why was the Morbius post credits scene just an ad for the Morbius DS game?
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well little johnny, because the Morbius DS game is the hit new game based off one of the movies of all time, in which you can play through four Morb-packed levels of Morbing action. It’s Morbin’ Time in Morbius for Nintendo DS.
Where have all the good times gone?
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Well little Johnny, they went to the casino, where good times roll (dice).
Why does trash belong in the dump?
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Well little Johnny, I’m not sure where you heard that one. It’s usually sitting around wearing your clothes.
Why did they all have to die?
Well little Johnny, they were all infidels who believed that Hero Factory was part of Bionicle. That was enough to cause @Ghid to scare them to death.
well little Johnny its because both of them don’t actually “wear” a mask, the mask is their face and they can’t remove it, when we @Eljay “not” wearing his mask, that is when he is wearing a skin mask
why do birds suddenly appear?
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well little johnny, it’s because birds aren’t rea-
muffled sounds of being beaten to death by birds
why does eljay have to be pinged so much in this topic he isn’t even looking at?
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well little Johnny, it’s because not everyone is good at using the forums when they first join. they need time to learn how to be cool, and how to copy other people’s humour and post style
Why is the moon made of cheese
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Well little Johnny, in the time before time, the cheese god decided to give humankind the gift of cheese. Humankind first said “mmmm, cheese” and then became unsatisfied with the gift. They devised a device to decapitate the cheese god. The device was a success, and the cheese god’s head fell into orbit - the moon.
What should I do on my off day?
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well little johnny, you should POST IN TOGAV MULTIPLE TIMES PLEASE IT’S A WASTELAND AND THE NICO CONVERSATION IS THE ONLY SIGN OF LIFE DON’T LET IT GO THE WAY OF THE DREAMSPACE I BEG OF YOU WINGER MY VERY REAL SON
how can I grow a beard?
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well little Johnny, you just do
where does black6 hide all of his bionicles?
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Well little Johnny, you know the largest building on the planet? No not your mothers room-no, no. The largest building on the planet according to mainstream media is the Boeing Everett Factory. So imagine the Boeing Everett Factory, 13.3 million metres cubed of storage space, capable of fitting multiple 747s inside, such a large building indeed.
However, what if I told you, little Johnny, that it actually is the second largest building in the world?
Have you ever heard of the collection of Darth Blacksix the BZPowerful? No? I thought not, it is not a story Boeing would tell you…but you have heard the rumors and here we are. 13.5 million square metres cubed, every set you could imagine, thousands of times over. All underneath a inconspicuous town in the eastern United States. There’s a cool 777 stairs to get down there, with all the appropriate traps. They say Blacksix even cloned Nelson Mandela and Mandela according to the famous slideshow, brought back Umbruh as a real being, who now stands guard at the threshold of the worlds single largest collection of Bionicle.
Why can’t I kick back, flip around and spin?
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Well, little Johnny, the reason you can’t do that is because your mother said not to do that in the house. But the real reason is that if you did that, you would land on your back and have to have invasive surgery, resulting in painful therapy and years of lost time.
Why do lizards freeze in winter?
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Well little Johnny, that’s because they don’t have fuzzy blankets and mittens.
Why am I on a bus?
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Well little Johnny, you’re on a bus because you’re going on an ill fated expedition to Mount Everest!
Why does Rukah exist?
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Some questions are better left unanswered, little Johnny.
Is this coronation bad comedy?
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Well little Johnny, this was why we said you would only have one chance to see royalty. Now, before those protesters get here, I have one question:
What happened to penny candy?