You are using your giant red marker to give all of your enemies Fs on their stanardized tests because they are your former kindergarten teachers?
I am cool.
You are using your giant red marker to give all of your enemies Fs on their stanardized tests because they are your former kindergarten teachers?
I am cool.
Are you cool because uhhh uhhhhhh darn! you just made me say that youāre cool.
I am eating your head off.
You are eating my head off because you think the French Revolution isnāt over?
I am working on a machine that collects underwear.
are you working on a machine that collects underwear because you donāt have any?
I am currently stitching various pieces of steak together.
Are you stitching various pieces of steak together because you want a mega steak that you can then use your black magic to turn into a flying carpet and then fly on?
I am flying to the moon to go get some cheese.
You are flying to the moon to get some cheese because the Earth got into a cheese crisis?
I am calling the Hero Factory control center.
Are you calling the hero factory control center because the tentacle monster is back?
I am being a spoopy ghost.
are you being a spoopy ghost because you fell into the giant vat of slime that is me?
Iām slowly disintegrating and digesting Cordaxā remains.
Are you slowly desintigrating Cordaxā remains because the universe is ending?
Iām wading through a pool of station wagons
Are you wading through a pool of station wagons because normal pools are closed?
Iām becoming old
are you becoming old because youāre destined to become scrooge?
Iām watching a BIS episode for the first time in a year.
are you watching a bis episode because you submitted a moc.
Iām currently slowly walking towards your house.
Are you walking towards my house because you want to assassinate the president?
Iām calibrating a targeting system for a missile array. Your house is the first test subject.
Is my house the first test subject because Iām the one who turned you into a giant shape-shifting vat of slime?
Iām filling my shoes up with ink.
Are you filling up your shoes with ink because youāre emptying the ink from your math professorās ball point pens because she singled you out for spending too much time arguing the you can divide by zero on an online forum?
Iām making way to extensive Quizlet flashcards.
Are you making way to extensive Quizlet flashcards because you enjoy playing the asteroid game? Yes, I do know what quizlet is.
Iām taking the lead out of my mechanical and dropping them one by one into a volcano.
Are you taking the lead from your mechanical pencil and dropping them into a volcano because you are confused about the different ways to combat climate change?
Iām eating a bowl a ramen and reveling in the fact that I didnāt have to wait an hour to make a fire and then let it die to do so (I just got home from a camping trip)
are you eating a bowl a ramen and reveling in the fact that I didnāt have to wait an hour to make a fire and then let it die to do so because you have never gone camping before and didnāt really know how to do it?
I am exploding my collection of your teeth.
Are you exploding your collection of my teeth because they no longer have any significance to me and you canāt manipulate me anymore?
I am corroding away all of the Evo masks I can find.
are you corroding away all of the Evo masks you can find because you hate me and all of my existance?
I am corroding your emerald star wars minifigures.