"Why Do They Call It ___?"

This is the cousin game to Describe it Horribly- The Game.

Basically you take a popular brand and make fun of it’s name.

You should reply with this template:

“Why do they call it _____ when/if they _________?”

The first blank should be a popular brand or product, like the Wii U or Panda Express. The second blank should poke fun at it’s name, like saying Toys R Us is not for them, it’s for you.

An example is:

"Why do they call it Carl’s Jr if Carl would be a senior by now?"

DO YA GET IT?
NO?
WHO CARES

Also there’s no giver or describer here. You just post away your teasing at brand names.

######go dudes

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Why do they call it a Christmas tree if it’s in stores in October and left up till Valentine’s day?

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Well, in class today, I learned that sideburns are named after General Ambrose Burnside.

Why do they call it the Inika Build when the Piraka introduce it first?

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Might as well put another example:

Why do they call it Mario Maker? I make levels, not mario.

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Why do they call it the “region of stone” when the region is literally a barren desert? Either call it the region of sand, or put more Grand-Canyon-esque rock formations in the region.

Because the Inika torso was much more wildly used, and they had generic armor plating and limbs rather than crazy spines and mismatched arms.

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Because Sand is weathered down stone, well, that’s what my Science Teacher who had been forced out of the school twice told me in the sixth grade…


Why do they call it (LEGO Star Wars) the first Licensed LEGO Theme, when Winnie the Pooh came out the same year?

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Why do they call it McDonald’s? McDonald’s what? WHAT IS MCDONALD POSSESSING?

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Why do they call it the February Revolution when it happened in March?

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Why are they called Toa Inika when all the Toa teams prior (and in the next year) had names related to the island? What does Inika, Phantoka, and Mistika even mean in Matoran?

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Why do they call it the Wii U? It’s not your Wii. It’s mine. It should be called the Wii Me.

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Why do they call it Star Wars when no battles take place on stars?

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Why do they call it Galidor? What even is a Galidor?

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Why do they call it Apple when they don’t even sell apples

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Why do they call it Windows when they don’t sell windows

Why do they call it a watch when it doesn’t watch you?

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Maybe the watchmakers use hidden cameras to spy on you.

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Do They Call it World Of Warcraft If You Dont Craft Worlds Of War?

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Why do they call it TTV when it’s not a TV with a T on it?

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Why do they call it Five Night’s a Freddy’s when there are always more than five nights?