Your Best Jokes

Share all your best jokes here! so I can steal them, /s

They don't have to be related to anything in particular, just go wild.

Guess I should start.
What happened when the piano fell down a coal mine?

A flat miner.

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My life.

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The Killing Joke.

You should have seen Gordon's face!

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What do you call a snarky con man going down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a necrophiliac sculpter?
A ghost buster.

I've got nothing.

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This topic

My MOCs.

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

There was the person who sent 20 different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least 10 of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did

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Three homeless men are trekking through the woods when they catch the smell of a blueberry pie. They follow the scent and find a blueberry pie set out on a farmer's porch to cool. The first homeless man sneaks onto the porch, only to dive into the bushes as the farmer comes out with his rifle and shouts, "Who's out there?!"
"Meow"
"Ugh, it's just that darn cat."
The farmer goes in and the first homeless man gets his pie.
The second one sneaks onto the porch, only to dive into the bushes as the farmer comes out with his rifle and shouts, "Who's out there?!"
"Meow"
"It's just that stupid cat again..."
The second homeless man gets his pie.
The third man sneaks onto the porch, only to dive into the bushes as the farmer comes out with his rifle and shouts, "Who's out there?!"
"It's the cat!"

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I've got a good one about amnesia and fighting, but I forgot the punchline.

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I would post some of my favorite jokes,
But I'd rather not get banned.

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What's the similarity between a loaf of bread and a pet dog?

They're both bred!

That was completely my own, by the way.

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Why do the Toa spend so much time in their villages?

Because it's where they're in their element.

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Y'know how a sandwich is like an analogy?

I'm making one now.

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Except you were the one who died.
Now that was funny.
Please, please, please, don't take offense to that

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Best Joke?
My life

I might do other jokes later

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It was a joke worth dying for.

Now that's funny.

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Well, saying that someone dying is funny kind of, well, walks a line...

when I said that I have friends

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Not with me.

Anyways. Here's a joke.

I went to restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered french toast during the renaissance.

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You've been here longer and established yourself more.
I haven't, so I need to make sure people get that I'm joking with that stuff.


Also, one of my math favorites, which p***** off my friends to no end:
How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
.999999999999...

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