Your Best Jokes

It takes some preparation but it’s worth it.

Step 1: draw a picture of a cat on apiece of paper.
Step 2: draw a picture of a salt shaker on the other side of the paper.
Step 3: initiate conversation with someone (this may be the hardest step).
Step 4: show them the price of cat picture and ask “are you purr-pared?”
Step 5: turn the sheet over and say “to be a-salt-ed?”
Step 6: tear the paper in half and say “tear-able jokes?”
Step 7: profit

The end result should sound like this: “are you pur-pared to be a-salt-ed by my tear-able jokes?”

Works every time.


-How do you say Ordeal of Fire for short?


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