"Nothing perssonnell, kid"
Well, I thought immortality technology would exist before I die.
Doctor's phone rings.
"We invented immortality technology!"
"Man I wonder what my last words will be"
"I'll be back after marathoning dune 42 times."
the secret to the treasure is... kicks the bucket
tell my wife i love.. her sister
jojo! this is the last of my hamon! Take it!
"I don't regret not watching JoJo"
Maybe I die now but soon you too! The AI are coming! Emilut was right! Buy gold! Bye!
!nruter yam I taht rewop tneicna eht ekovni I !nrub ot emoc sah emit ym ,L T O L O X A
if you know that you get a cookie
Bill cipher, now give me my cookie.
Quick, a fire! Get the hairspray!
Hand me that chain saw. Your supposed to give it to people blade first and on for convenience!
Throw me that knife!
dabbed in 2018
Can't wait for tomorrow!
I should just stop trying.
Of course it’s safe to juggle seven chainsaws of fire over a ninjashark infested volcano!
I believe I can fly!
It’s the red wire, right?
Yeah, we worked out all the kinks! It isn’t the eighties anymore! eaten by dinosaur
Make sure my cat goes to a kind owner. One with superpowers and a time machine.
My friends each get a portion of my belongings. fifty years later my belongings rot in my basement that doesn’t even exist
So how much inheritance do I get when I die? (Inside joke)
Why is it counting down?
“Ooh! I want that shiny thing!”
“Mr. Kalmah, I don’t want to go!”
“I regret not coming up with my last words earlier”
"it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine."
"its time to snap my fingers"