“I forgot to summon @N01InParticular, I hope he doesn’t kill me for thi-” 
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“I have no other options…”
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“Memento Mori.”
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“Unus Annus.”
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“I’m kinda funky, kinda fresh, watch me shred this half pipe on my skating board”
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“Oh cool sword, Velika! Lemme get a closer look at it!”
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“Hail Hoseryx.”
(The reason these would be my last words is because I would probably kill myself for saying that )
“Find me a wife, and tell her I love her!”
“Everyone is entitled to make one fatal mistake.”
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The literally funniest thing I have seen today.
#foreveralone gang 
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Honestly, I kind of stole that one from one of the Ice Age movies 
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“Okay, now plug it in”
The whole house then explodes
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Theif!
I didn’t even realize
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Screw these kids bruh.
“Something in Latin idk”
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This is the last post Fershizzledizzle ever made
These actually were his last words.
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“I mean I’m pretty much an electrician, what could go wrong?”
“Trust me man, I did these breaks myself”
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“This is what too much math does to you, mate!” causes significant destruction due to dramatically miscalculating some important numbers
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“You despise me, don’t you?”
Then get hit by a train
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“Joe? Who’s Joe?”
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“Joe Mama! Ahahahaha!!!”
(Dies of cringe (complete with GIF))
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“Instructions unlear, (fill in the rest yourself)”
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