Awful Two-Sentence Horror

The Full Moon Rises.

As two people transform into a werewolf and a werecat fellow by a chase.

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You wake up one morning and only one person is around.

“They forgot to pay their taxes,” they said.

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It is 2010.

A new post is on BZ Power about the cancellation of a LEGO theme.

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It is 2016.

A new post is on TTV about the cancellation of a LEGO theme.

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It is 1986.

Many children cry over the death of a beloved character from a Hasbro toy line.

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It is 1987.

Many children cry over the closure of a beloved pizzeria from a popular franchise.

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It is 2000.

Many children cry because Racie is born.

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It’s 2001.

A space odyssey is not the disaster that occurs.

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It’s the year 2005.

The Evil Decepticons has take over the Autobots’ home planet of Cybertron.

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The year is 2020.

Bottom text.

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The year is 2021. All of humanity lives in fear of an entity that is rumored to have broken containment.

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The year is 2026. All of humanity lives in fear of an entity that is rumored to have broken containment

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The year was 1861.

War broke out in the States.

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It is year 2026.

Why is Jim Carrey a clone?

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The year is 2003.

Avril Lavigne is already a clone

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The year is 2093.

You still haven’t finished that one boring book where there is no action until the main characters decide it should be shoved into the end of the book…

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The year is 2026.

To your horror, have seen the Awful Two-Sentence Horror topic devolve into 10 posts of the same joke.

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The year is 1900 BC.

Your good friend from Sumeria has this hilarious fart joke to tell you.

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The joke has ran it’s course.

It’s now beating dead horse.

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The year is 1184 BC.

Those stupid Greeks who have besieged you for ten years left you this awesome wooden horse.

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