Clearly, DuneToa does not know how mirrors work.
Stop looking at the person behind you and start looking at the face directly in front of you.
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Periods note the end of sentences.
But Racie forgot that fact…
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This user hasn’t posted on the boards in several months.
This post was made by a ghost.
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“Nothing can ruin this beautiful day,” I said foolishly.
But no one expects the Spanish Inquisition…
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I flexed impressively. What could go wrong in a vacant home?
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“Thank goodness that’s over” I said as the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie finally ended.
Five Nights at Freddy’s 2: The Freddening sponsored by Marlboro watched from the other room.
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Ghid in the suit and tie.
Ghid in a bunny suit hopping along.
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I looked at my unread replies.
This was not a welcome surprise.
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I dug a hole. With my back towards it, I started walking backwards, unbeknownst of what lurked behind me.
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Apparently Bioman has short term memory loss.
How he manages to recall that infamous comic so frequently is beyond me…
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I clicked the link to Chapter 2.
It was not as expected.
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After hours of searching, i couldn’t find the bathroom key.
Fortunately, i did find a cereal box.
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I made it to the bathroom just in time.
Then my alarm went off 
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“I am your father,” Darth Vader said.
“Ok good, just in time for supper,” Ghid said, fork and knife in hands.
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I looked around the hospital room, at the faces of my loved ones looking on as I drew my final, peaceful, breaths.
“Yo” said the no death guy
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Horrified, I pointed back at the sign outside. “Is this not a KFC-A&W double restraunt?!”
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Leaving the restroom I notice @Chronicler and @Ghid staring at the sign.
“No, this is a Taco Bueno.”
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My screen protector fell off and landed in the driveway. Now it doesn’t stick anymore.
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I was having the best dream of my life. Then the alarm went off.
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