The doorknob is unexpectedly extremely powerful and sends me flying into the ocean. However, once there, I discover a water-controlling staff! I use it to send a hurricane at @Senit!
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It is not very effective, well it would be, but we aren’t Pokemon, so it just sends me flying.
I continue thinking about my randomly gained abilities and how they come to be.
Something about this is weird. How did I manage to get Greg to canonise our ability to get revived or why I can just transform people, or well actually I can only transform @Rukah, but why, why just Rukah.
I hit the ground and get knocked out.
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Following a 12 day nap under a pile of vegetables(mostly Onions and Sweet Potatoes strangely enough) I grab @Senit by their ankles and chuck them in the general direction of @anon61908668, so even if I don’t hit them I will have successfully disposed of @Senit. For now at least.
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I throw the hammer along with a hurricane of lewa blades at @MakutaOisli !
Unsuspecting of the attack, I get tripped by @Senit as he’s thrown by @Brickbot99. I fall down, but get up and use my newly found water staff to send blasts of water at @Brickbot99.
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I used a fireball on @anon61908668 to blow him up.
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Well, guess my time in this battle was short lived.
(Unless someone wants to resurrect me…)
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Don’t worry, death is FAR from permanent in this.
Anyhow, after washing up on shore and vomiting up a slurry of saltwater, fish, and seaweed, I climb back up the rocky hill, stumble upon one of the rabid ferrets I had unleashed in @Senit’s house, grab it, and proceed to drop it down the back of @Spiderus_Prime’s shurt. (yes I know I misspelled it, the proper spelling was being censored for some reason)
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(The water staff is also still there for anybody to pick up)
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I lift up the fake lawn on Senit’s property and quietly tell Brickbot to just spell shirt properly and be based and epic before slipping back under the topsoil.
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Before @Rukah can make his attack,I unsheathe @Ghids Weeb destroying stick,and deflect all of the swords!
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Ha! That won’t stop me, as I just throw them all back at @MakutaOisli again!!
I use the ULTIMATE POWER OF DND: A TARRASQUE!!!
I cast Fly on myself and kill the Tarrasque with Cantrips, since it has no flying speed and a lame ranged attack.
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I peek out from under my grassy domain to see my son violating private air space which constitutes as a misdemeanor
“HAVE FUN WITH MISS DEMEANOR” I scream at the sky, happy my son finally got a date
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I turn the grass that ghid is in into lewa swords just for fun.
The grass suddenly gets really heavy. Must be crab grass or something.
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Then I use the sword-grass to attack Ghid!
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Suddenly the handles of a hundred rukah blades start slamming into my back.
Honestly, best massage I’ve had in a couple millennia. Gonna have to write Rukah a check.
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Oh. Whatever then. I send the sword-grass to attack @Brickbot99 instead.
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