I attack @Rukah with a powerful power made of all the posts in this topic made by me.
I die, but reincarnate as a lewa sword. Due to the unique nature of my death, I can move. I start flying towards @Enbeanie.
I attack @Rukah with sword breaking technology!
STRIPEY IS IN THE BATTLE!
bleh, I break and fall to the ground, in pieces.
I am dead and will not reincarnate for 24 hours.
NONE CAN STOP ME! WHOS NEXT?!
I killed @redstripepakari387 with a beam of ultra light.
you fool! it was a hologram all along!
I hit @Spiderus_Prime with a nuke!
The nuke causes my lewa sword pieces to become irradiated, thus bringing me back to life.
I throw a hailstorm of lewa blades at @redstripepakari387!
I give @Rukah some Tahu swords with his Lewa swords to kill @redstripepakari387, also I survived being nuke.
Peeking out from underneath the irradiated soil, I slip my overly expensive hotel bills I am unable to pay into @Spiderus_Prime’s pocket so the FBI will go after him instead of me.
As soon as the tahu swords touch me they instantly turn into lewa swords.
Then I see Ghid and ask him about that check he once said he was gonna write.
I tell Rukah I gave the check to Spiderus_Prime and sink back into the soil to my underground and hopefully not irradiated cavern where I can only receive pay-per-view cable programming and my one hundred and thirty one twinkies in case of nuclear destruction
(Do not tell Rukah, but all he will find is unpaid hotel bills and a very angry federal bureau of investigation!)
I then search through @Spiderus_Prime’s pockets to find @Ghid’s check.
dang, you’re good. but I am immune to all mata/nuva weaponry which includes tahu and lewa swords.
I summon sans to kill @Spiderus_Prime and @Rukah .
and I rip up @Ghid"s tie, while I’m at it.
Anyon else care to die?
You do.
I then send a hurricane made of lewa swords at @redstripepakari387!!!
Bruh, I’m immune.
also, why are you not dead? i summoned sans on you!!!
I also blow up @Ghid with An AK-47
THIS IS TOO EASY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE!!!
Do not double post. -Eljay
Rocks fall, but no one dies.
Except redstripepakari. They were very malignant rocks.
phew.
I pick up a rock and give it to @ghid.
I steal @Rukah’s rock and sacrifice it to the eldritch entity living under Yellowstone.