Battle with the members above you!

oh
Well then I pick up another rock and then give that one to @Ghid.

(This might be why)

After being left on the ground for some time, I finally decide to stand back up. It has been a long time. Looking around I see that my house seems to have been destroyed. (Also how is this all happening at my house?)
Well that was probably caused by that one nuke that hit Spiderus_Prime.
I cause @Rukah to trip by throwing a bit of my fence at them.
Due to my totally real and not at all fictional connections to Greg I force him to decanonise @redstripepakari387’s Immunity to Nuva weapons, in case they ever come back.

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I teleporting away before @Ghid framed me for something that he did, than turn @Senit into a Surfboard, and than found Ghid, beating him up with nunchucks and broke his mask, and replace it with a Rode, and put him in a dress.

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Ouch! @Senit’s fence hits me and I fall over. I retaliate by throwing a rock at him.

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The rock was pretty small so it bounces of of me.
As @Spiderus_Prime transformed me into a surfboard I don’t do anything.

oh.
I throw a bigger rock at Surfboard @Senit.

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Ow.
It was big enough to break me in half.
One of the splinters flying away from me hits @Rukah.
I die once again.

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Ouch! The flying splinters of Surfboard @Senit hits me, knocking me out.

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I remove any evidence of my involvement from @Rukah’s body making it look like he died in a horrible accident. I laugh knowing that this will confuse every forensic scientists assigned to this case and drive many a teenage girl mad as they try to figure out what happened after being provided details from a true crime podcast.

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Eventually I die. However, I reincarnate as a lewa sword.

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I look on at the poor sap @Spiderus_Prime confused for me as he breaks his face and forces him to crossdress. Surely this scandalous behavior will not look good on his mod squad report card.

Regardless, I wait form that bizarre space monkey currently posing as darkwing duck to depart, then quietly call an ambulance for the poor fellow with a broken face so he can receive proper medical treatment. I’m evil, but I’m not a monster.

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I sit on the ground, hoping somebody will pick me up or something.

I shove @Rukah’s sword axle in an axle hole and bend it til it snaps

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Ouch! I break in half, but then the pieces just form into smaller lewa swords.

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Due to Rukah’s revival I can come back again.
I instantly grap @Ruk and @ah and use them to attack @Seuss.

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I shocked @Senit so hard than he comes back as Onua’s Earth Quakers.

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I destroy @Spiderus_Prime whit my asylum dagger!

I killed @redstripepakari387 with a hunger Tasmanian devil, and than read a book later.

I rejoice that this topic has been revived, but then I realize that I am sitting on the ground it two parts. I hope something will happen.

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I pick up @ruk and @ah and forge him back together, making an alliance with him.

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