“grammar error.” I reply, adjusting my monocle and stirring my cup and saucer of ice cubes. “skill issue.”
I recover from @Wekua’s hammer hit and throw an improbably large amount of lewa swords at him!!
I reform from @Ghid 's Ice cubes, depriving him of a nutritious snack, to Face Rukah. “You should…” I pause allowing myself to put full power into this next devastating attack “…Post in the Seafarers RP” I laugh knowing this is his one weakness
Nooo! Since I haven’t had enough time to write a good enough introduction post in the RP I am immediately vaporized.
However, I reincarnate as a lewa sword.
I am impaled by the Lewa swords but I become an army of smaller Wekuas
I put some in jars and send them away to be studied
I finally get the medical coverage I need
I sit on the ground, but since I posted in the RP, I immediately revive and turn back into my normal form. I shoot lewa swords at @Eilrach
I lack an arm now
it is but a flesh wound! I must carry on my fight
its a good thing that my head is kinda small, so its rather easy to dodge the swords
ouch im knocked unconscious and fall to the ground
I return with my crew to kill and slay!
I delete France.
That is all.
The resulting void generates a strong global vacuum. I lean involuntarily to the east
I throw an empty cup at @N01InParticular, due to his deleting of france deleting the coffee i was drinking and the baguette i was eating.
The cup strikes my face just as receive my Medal of Honor for my outstanding contributions to society.
I killed @N01InParticular and than buried him in swamp lands, hopeful nothing weird going to happen to the body.