I possess the body
I arrive in the swamp to inform Wekua that squatter’s rights require he extend a minimum amount of weeks on the premises before he can claim lawful possession
Suddenly, a terrifying roar emerges from a small hut in the marsh, arriving at the ears of the various combatants - "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!", comes the war cry, as the beast of the swamp walks towards @ghid. I flee the area, fearing the clash of titans about to ensue.
I consult my lawyer
I continue to exist, being an American and therefore unaffected by the loss of France.
I smash Rukah’s head with a watermelon
Yoinks! I boomerang a cucumber at Rukah’s throat and it does not break
I am knocked out by the cucumber!
The Tomatoes have severed my arms. I burrow into the soil like a worm
It doesn’t matter, because I am an amalgamation of lewa swords.
Also I regain consciousness and shoot Wekua with a potato gun.
i pull out a piece of toast and some butter. spreading achieved.
I eat @Rukah’s potato in mid air and start dabbing back and forth as hard as I can
I seamlessly transition the last dab into a slap across @Enbeanie’ face
Well that didn’t work. I throw the potato gun at @Enbeanie and resort attacking @Wekua with my usual tactic: hurling hundreds upon hundreds of lewa swords at him!!!
I scream.
Having successfully spread, the curse of the were-Cordax is lifted.
However, I bite DuneToa, infecting him.
I starfish and all of the swords stick in my body. I then waddle over to @DuneToa and force feed him the lewa swords as he screams
Haha! Now DuneToa is suffering as well!!