Suddenly, a terrifying roar emerges from a small hut in the marsh, arriving at the ears of the various combatants - "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!", comes the war cry, as the beast of the swamp walks towards @ghid. I flee the area, fearing the clash of titans about to ensue.
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I consult my lawyer
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I continue to exist, being an American and therefore unaffected by the loss of France.
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I smash Rukah’s head with a watermelon
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Ouch!!! For that, I pelt @Wekua with fresh tomatoes.
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Yoinks! I boomerang a cucumber at Rukah’s throat and it does not break
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I am knocked out by the cucumber!
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The Tomatoes have severed my arms. I burrow into the soil like a worm
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I sit on the ground, knocked out by @Wekua’s cucumber.
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I consume the cucumber, as I am now a worm. @Rukah has no more food
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It doesn’t matter, because I am an amalgamation of lewa swords.
Also I regain consciousness and shoot Wekua with a potato gun.
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i pull out a piece of toast and some butter. spreading achieved.
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I eat @Rukah’s potato in mid air and start dabbing back and forth as hard as I can
I seamlessly transition the last dab into a slap across @Enbeanie’ face
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Well that didn’t work. I throw the potato gun at @Enbeanie and resort attacking @Wekua with my usual tactic: hurling hundreds upon hundreds of lewa swords at him!!!
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I scream.
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Having successfully spread, the curse of the were-Cordax is lifted.
However, I bite DuneToa, infecting him.
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I starfish and all of the swords stick in my body. I then waddle over to @DuneToa and force feed him the lewa swords as he screams
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Haha! Now DuneToa is suffering as well!!
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restored to my original form, and now more powerful than ever before with this mighty tuber-powered firearm, i begin raining down starch upon @wekua for his various misdeeds.
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I choke on the swords. @Wekua receives metal fragments in his eyes.
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