I ate all of Rukah’s swords. I am a perfect sphere. I roll over the cops
I hit terminal velocity
due to my incredible athletic skills at hacky sack, I bounce wekua up on my heel and flip kick him towards the nearest planet fitness
I bounce across the elipticals so hard I lose all my katana fat and get an eight pack. I leave with a ton of PF swag and an Instagram influencer girlfriend
I escape while Wekua is at planet fitness, hoping to finally go on vacation to Florida.
I terminate all land traffic between Florida and the continental U.S. with a long stack of shopping carts. Now Rukah can only enjoy the panhandle!
the sound of helicopter blades spinning can be heard as my custom military copter hovers near to rukah, offering him a ladder lift out of the state
nooooo!!! I was about to throw storms of lewa swords at the carts in desperation but then Ghid came over in his helicopter.
Hooray! I quickly grab and climb up the ladder.
I fly him over the water and cut the ladder over the bermuda triangle
but I throw him a lifesaver in case he gets hungry
wait what?! I knew I never should have trusted Ghid!!
As I fall through the air, I form a storm of lewa swords and attack Ghid’s helicopter!!!
I send @Rukah a flurry of posts about “his” girlfriend and myself going to parties, eating out, etc. Then I drop his girlfriend off at the Bermuda Triangle with him.
my helicopter crashes down in the bermuda triangle, and I paddle the wreckage over to rukah and ask why he can’t take a funny haha prank for the lols
I push the shopping cart line into the sea, toward the wayward board members. The front cart clips Ghid’s ankle
I drop canned pickles onto everything.
I politely respond in all caps that his cohorts welded my garage door shut so I’m uninviting him from my birthday party
just then a shopping cart clips my ankle. I reflex, kicking back and sending a shock wave back through the carts towards wekua just before cans of pickles are tossed over the carts.
Ha, I’m single! So @DuneToa fails at fooling me, and I throw lewa blades at him!!!
Also I laugh at Ghid floundering about in the sea.