Battle with the members above you!

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I call my “friends” to make @Ghid shut his garage… permanently.

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I ate all of Rukah’s swords. I am a perfect sphere. I roll over the cops

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That is confusing. But then I just control the ones inside @Wekua and throw him at @Ghid!!!

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I hit terminal velocity

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due to my incredible athletic skills at hacky sack, I bounce wekua up on my heel and flip kick him towards the nearest planet fitness

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I bounce across the elipticals so hard I lose all my katana fat and get an eight pack. I leave with a ton of PF swag and an Instagram influencer girlfriend

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I escape while Wekua is at planet fitness, hoping to finally go on vacation to Florida.

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I terminate all land traffic between Florida and the continental U.S. with a long stack of shopping carts. Now Rukah can only enjoy the panhandle!

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the sound of helicopter blades spinning can be heard as my custom military copter hovers near to rukah, offering him a ladder lift out of the state

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nooooo!!! I was about to throw storms of lewa swords at the carts in desperation but then Ghid came over in his helicopter.

Hooray! I quickly grab and climb up the ladder.

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I fly him over the water and cut the ladder over the bermuda triangle

but I throw him a lifesaver in case he gets hungry

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wait what?! I knew I never should have trusted Ghid!!

As I fall through the air, I form a storm of lewa swords and attack Ghid’s helicopter!!!

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I send @Rukah a flurry of posts about “his” girlfriend and myself going to parties, eating out, etc. Then I drop his girlfriend off at the Bermuda Triangle with him.

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my helicopter crashes down in the bermuda triangle, and I paddle the wreckage over to rukah and ask why he can’t take a funny haha prank for the lols

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I send @Ghid a text asking him for the loan of a rocket launcher.

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I push the shopping cart line into the sea, toward the wayward board members. The front cart clips Ghid’s ankle

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I drop canned pickles onto everything.

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I politely respond in all caps that his cohorts welded my garage door shut so I’m uninviting him from my birthday party

just then a shopping cart clips my ankle. I reflex, kicking back and sending a shock wave back through the carts towards wekua just before cans of pickles are tossed over the carts.

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Ha, I’m single! So @DuneToa fails at fooling me, and I throw lewa blades at him!!!

Also I laugh at Ghid floundering about in the sea.

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