Granted, but I am the high emperor and I turn the us presidency into a monarchy, then begin a global conquest of every independent nation on the planet. #AllHailGhid
I wish Crayola Silly Scents Silly Putty Minty & Coco would show up at my house at 3 am.
Granted, but you are not home.
I wish that the 2008 joints weren’t so fragile.
All hail Ghid 
Granted, but now joints from every other year are.
I want to live on Mars.
Granted, but you have no oxygen tank.
I want my money back.
Granted, however you’ve committed tax evasion and now the irs is after your head.
I want my door to be fixed so I can finally leave my house and pay rent.
Granted, but then the rest of your house falls apart.
I wish to be good at golf.
Granted, but you must practice persistently for a while 
I wish to find my two missing sweaters
Granted but it’s been eaten by moths.
I wish for Ghidcoin.
Granted, but you don’t get any.
I wish for sausages
Granted,but everytime you talk,someone punches you in the face.
I want to be a master again.
Granted, but then a hacker takes over your account.
I wish for a pie.
Granted, but is thrown into your face.
I wish for Ice Cream.
Granted, but you’re hit by Ghid driving 50 mph in a school zone and your ice cream has to be sent to the ICU.
I want my house back
Granted, but then it falls apart again.
I wish for chocolate cake!
Granted, but the cake is a lie
I wish songs on YouTube would keep playing when I open another app
Granted but you have to go to safari and activate desktop mode on the website by pressing the small A next to the big A
I want the spine of cylinder man
Granted, but cylinder man is a spineless coward, so you get nothing.
I wish I was driving 50 MPH in a school zone and hit Spiderus_Prime’s ice cream, forcing it to be rushed to the ICU.
Granted, but you die in the crash.
I wish to be able to teleport.
Granted, but you can only teleport into ghid’s basement.
I wish for great riches
