GAME: Crushing Hopes and Dreams

Granted, but I am the high emperor and I turn the us presidency into a monarchy, then begin a global conquest of every independent nation on the planet. #AllHailGhid

I wish Crayola Silly Scents Silly Putty Minty & Coco would show up at my house at 3 am.

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Granted, but you are not home.

I wish that the 2008 joints weren’t so fragile.

All hail Ghid :innocent:

Granted, but now joints from every other year are.

I want to live on Mars.

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Granted, but you have no oxygen tank.

I want my money back.

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Granted, however you’ve committed tax evasion and now the irs is after your head.

I want my door to be fixed so I can finally leave my house and pay rent.

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Granted, but then the rest of your house falls apart.

I wish to be good at golf.

Granted, but you must practice persistently for a while :nerd_face:

I wish to find my two missing sweaters

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Granted but it’s been eaten by moths.

I wish for Ghidcoin.

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Granted, but you don’t get any.

I wish for sausages

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Granted, but they’re octopus sausages

I wish to be more talkative

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Granted,but everytime you talk,someone punches you in the face.

I want to be a master again.

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Granted, but then a hacker takes over your account.

I wish for a pie.

Granted, but is thrown into your face.

I wish for Ice Cream.

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Granted, but you’re hit by Ghid driving 50 mph in a school zone and your ice cream has to be sent to the ICU.

I want my house back

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Granted, but then it falls apart again.

I wish for chocolate cake!

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Granted, but the cake is a lie

I wish songs on YouTube would keep playing when I open another app

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Granted but you have to go to safari and activate desktop mode on the website by pressing the small A next to the big A

I want the spine of cylinder man

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Granted, but cylinder man is a spineless coward, so you get nothing.

I wish I was driving 50 MPH in a school zone and hit Spiderus_Prime’s ice cream, forcing it to be rushed to the ICU.

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Granted, but you die in the crash.

I wish to be able to teleport.

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Granted, but you can only teleport into ghid’s basement.

I wish for great riches

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