All hail Ghid 
Granted, but now joints from every other year are.
I want to live on Mars.
4 Likes
Granted, but you have no oxygen tank.
I want my money back.
1 Like
Granted, however you’ve committed tax evasion and now the irs is after your head.
I want my door to be fixed so I can finally leave my house and pay rent.
2 Likes
Granted, but then the rest of your house falls apart.
I wish to be good at golf.
Granted, but you must practice persistently for a while 
I wish to find my two missing sweaters
2 Likes
Granted but it’s been eaten by moths.
I wish for Ghidcoin.
3 Likes
Granted, but you don’t get any.
I wish for sausages
1 Like
Granted,but everytime you talk,someone punches you in the face.
I want to be a master again.
1 Like
Granted, but then a hacker takes over your account.
I wish for a pie.
Granted, but is thrown into your face.
I wish for Ice Cream.
2 Likes
Granted, but you’re hit by Ghid driving 50 mph in a school zone and your ice cream has to be sent to the ICU.
I want my house back
4 Likes
Granted, but then it falls apart again.
I wish for chocolate cake!
1 Like
Granted, but the cake is a lie
I wish songs on YouTube would keep playing when I open another app
3 Likes
Granted but you have to go to safari and activate desktop mode on the website by pressing the small A next to the big A
I want the spine of cylinder man
2 Likes
Granted, but cylinder man is a spineless coward, so you get nothing.
I wish I was driving 50 MPH in a school zone and hit Spiderus_Prime’s ice cream, forcing it to be rushed to the ICU.
2 Likes
Granted, but you die in the crash.
I wish to be able to teleport.
2 Likes
Granted, but you can only teleport into ghid’s basement.
I wish for great riches
2 Likes
Granted, but you spend it all on a huge party in Vegas. You wake up 2 days later broke and kidney-less. You then resolve to leave what happened in Vegas, in Vegas.
I wish I had started working on this logo 3 weeks ago
3 Likes
Granted, but you procrastinate and hardly get any work done.
I wish it was summer.