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i can move my leg to a position not considered commonly possible.

I don’t know what a “pog” is

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I am a man of culture.

I pay my taxes.

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48

I have invested a lot of money into the betterment of governmental warfare.

I killed Ghid.

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49

I am a pathological liar, and therefore I am a perfect fit for your lawfirm.

I shaved this morning.

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50

I used a motorized hair removing device to remove naturally grown facial hair at the beginning of the day.

I can play the piano.

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I am accomplished in the musical arts.

I once Rickrolled a United States senator.

That’s now one of my life goals…

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52

I successfully bamboozled a representative of one of the 50 minor political entities which constitute the United States of America through the use of an outdated meme which makes use of a cheesy 80s pop song.

I can flip pancakes.

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53

I have the force necessary to leverage a dough circle and rotate it 180 degrees, inverting the position of each plane and returning the dough circle to its original location.

I wash windows.

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54

I maintain and clean the means of x-ray vision

I can jump

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55

I am Italian.

I have eaten glue.

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56

I have consumed inedible poison without ceasing living functions.

I can count to 10.

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57

I cannot count from one to the cursed Ghid number as I am only capable of reciting 7.5% of it.

I cried myself to sleep.

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58

With great emotion, I can achieve a restful state.

I can reheat leftovers.

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59

I have carefully formulated a means to agitate the molecules of consumable nutrition stuffs so as to make them more palatable.

I can make ice cream.

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I can turn cow- given edible material into an edible, frozen, usually flavored, treat.

I ate a sandwich.

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I consumed a delicacy formed from the most precious meat of a living organism, a product of cow-given liquid, and bread.

I like to eat apples and bananas.

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62

I am in possession of the affluence and the economic connections necessary to indulge in fresh produce grown only in exotic, far away lands.

I collect bottle caps.

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I gain many small, disposable plastic drink covers and keep them for the fun of having them, plus bragging rights.

I went fishing.

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I preform actions practiced by our ancestors to maintain health and nurturing.

I have two arms.

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65

I am not a spider.

I can thread the drawstring back through a hoodie’s hood.

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