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Community Games 'n' Such
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Quoting Cordax doesn’t count as writing something up for Rukah, guys.
Let’s be creative here.

I have successfully replaced a decayed artificial sun and replaced it with a functioning one with my bare hands, and I only burnt my fingers minimally/cried for under an hour.

I watched paint dry for three hours.

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the response depends on how long for

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I spent millions of nanoseconds using my oculus to observe the hardening of liquid color.

I can eat food.

nah I’m pretty sure anything I say can be used everywhere every time no matter how bland and unoriginal it is

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I have the ability to destroy edible mass through the elimination of all nutrients and beneficial material, creating a substance akin to the psychological value of reddit to be disposed of before repeating the entire process lest I perish.

I cracked my knuckles.

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I, using nothing but my bare hands and strong will, swiftly obliterated an air pocket that existed in a crevice within my skeletal system, thereby improving my day.

I can put my foot behind my head.

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i can move my leg to a position not considered commonly possible.

I don’t know what a “pog” is

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I am a man of culture.

I pay my taxes.

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I have invested a lot of money into the betterment of governmental warfare.

I killed Ghid.

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I am a pathological liar, and therefore I am a perfect fit for your lawfirm.

I shaved this morning.

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I used a motorized hair removing device to remove naturally grown facial hair at the beginning of the day.

I can play the piano.

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I am accomplished in the musical arts.

I once Rickrolled a United States senator.

That’s now one of my life goals…

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I successfully bamboozled a representative of one of the 50 minor political entities which constitute the United States of America through the use of an outdated meme which makes use of a cheesy 80s pop song.

I can flip pancakes.

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I have the force necessary to leverage a dough circle and rotate it 180 degrees, inverting the position of each plane and returning the dough circle to its original location.

I wash windows.

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I maintain and clean the means of x-ray vision

I can jump

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I am Italian.

I have eaten glue.

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I have consumed inedible poison without ceasing living functions.

I can count to 10.

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I cannot count from one to the cursed Ghid number as I am only capable of reciting 7.5% of it.

I cried myself to sleep.

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With great emotion, I can achieve a restful state.

I can reheat leftovers.

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I have carefully formulated a means to agitate the molecules of consumable nutrition stuffs so as to make them more palatable.

I can make ice cream.

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I can turn cow- given edible material into an edible, frozen, usually flavored, treat.

I ate a sandwich.