XXI: If the actions of any time-traveller result in the irretreivable loss of information, then they shall be put to death.
XXII: A Time Traveler must have some sort of timey-wimey gimmick. Otherwise, they’re not really a time traveler.
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XXIII: A Time Traveler must not think about how they managed to time travel or they will realize their flawed logic and all time that has been traveled will reset.
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XXIV: Scratch all the previous laws, do whatever
XXV: Ignore Law XXIV
XXVI: Ignore Law XXV
XXVII: If a law would result in another law ceasing to be functional or worthwhile, stick by the law that was made first.
XXVIII: Law XXVII should be interpreted as meaning to ignore XXIV.
XXIX: Law XXVII is exempt from its own clause, in order to stop paradoxes.
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XXX: This is not something wrong
XXXI:
All laws of Time must be considered and reviewed before being applied to time itself.
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XXXII: I want a pizza
XXXII: Under no circumstance are pizzas to be taken with a time traveler during the time-traveling
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XXXIII: Drinks are here by prohibited during time travel and are prohibited in a twenty-foot radius to the time machine. Purified water is allowed within a ten foot radius.
XXXIV: Dachshund puppies may be left at any point in the time stream.
XXXV: Don’t time travel without me. I don’t want to be stuck here alone again.
XXXVI: If you find a loophole to repair the damage done to your favorite franchises, request permission before acting. An exception to this rule is allowed if it involves returning Tom Holland into the MCU.
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XXXVII: Don’t forgot don’t killed someone/yourself that alter history.
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XXXVIII: normal grammar is now prohibited, you will now have used the preferable time travel grammar that will have had covered all bases in time travel.
XXXVIII: A time traveler must undergo the sacred ritual of eating raw tofu for every meal for 24 hours.
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