Also ask Eljay what car he drives and ask Slime if that car was found at the crime scene.
Ask Eljay if Alena was wearing gloves.
Hadn’t it been stated earlier Eljay doesn’t have a smart phone? How would he be playing cookie clicker on his phone that doesn’t even have internet?
I own a nokia (sadly) and I use the internet all the time on that thing, although I doubt Eljay’s nokia is the same build as mine’s.
Kahi: Could Alena have driven your car while you were at the TTV Building?
Eljay: Sure.
Kahi: Do you have any PROOF that you were at the TTV building at the time?
Eljay: Well, I WOULD have if it wasn’t confiscated when I was arrested by Mr. Slime over there. It was my clock-in ticket.
Kahi: You got a piece of evidence confiscated from you by SLIME?
Slime: Heh heh…
Venom: Slime, are you withholding evidence from the court?
Slime: What? No… Just waiting to use it for the right time.
Venom: That’s a bootleg excuse, kid. Present it NOW.
Slime: Fine. Here’s the clock-in times…
Clock-in Time:
July 14th, 3:47 pm.
Kahi: So it was shortly after the incident?
Eljay: There wasn’t an incident to begin with!!
Slime: This proves nothing, though. In fact, it means he had plenty of time to run over Pot8o to begin with!
Kahi: Interesting… Now, can I ask if Alena was in the car when you were driving to the TTV building?
Eljay: Why yes, but I wasn’t the one who ran Pot8o over! You have the wrong guy!
Slime: That’s not what the evidence shows, Eljay.
Eljay: Evidence, smevadince! Me and Alena are innocent! Especially Alena!
Eljay: I drive a truck. Is that good enough?
Kahi: Not very specific, but I guess that matches with the type of tire. Also, Mr. Slime, was the car found at the crime scene?
Slime: Well, it IS a hit and run, so of course not!
Slime: Also, I’d love to ask Eljay about this comment:
Eljay: Uh… What’s wrong with it?
Slime: If what you said was true in this testimony, then that means the phone IS yours! And you just admitted it! Since you were driving to work around 3:30-3:40, you obviously only could have used your phone at that time in order to play Cookie Clicker and run over Pot8o!
Eljay: Guh… Ugh…
Kahi: Eljay! Why are you lying to the court!?
Eljay: I’m not lying! It’s my phone! I’ll tell you it’s mine! Do you have any evidence that suggests it isn’t?
The evidence that it is not Eljays phone would be the messages he sent to Alena showing up on the phone.
Kahi: So you’re POSITIVE that this is your phone, Eljay?
Eljay: I am incredibly positive.
Slime: Well, if he admits it, then it must be true!
Kahi: Then I guess you ARE that desperate, Eljay. Look at this list again!
Phone Records:
3:03 PM: Message from Eljay.
3:04 PM: Message from Eljay.
3:05 PM: Message from Eljay.
3:26 PM: Message from Eljay.
3:30 PM: Message from Varponok
3:31 PM: Internet use.
3:35 PM: Began playing cookie clicker.
Kahi: Do you really want me to spell all of this out to you? You CAN’T send messages to this phone unless it’s actually Alena’s! Now enough with this little game! Why are you trying to protect Alena? Do you not realize it’s gonna cost you your life?
Eljay: But Alena isn’t guilty! She CAN’T be!
Kahi: Stop lying to the court, Eljay. The only way to save yourself AND Alena is by telling the truth!
Eljay: But… I…
Kahi: Sacrifices HAVE to be made, Eljay. They HAVE to be!
Eljay: …
Kahi: Eljay. Please. Don’t risk it all for a petty relationship.
Eljay: GAH. Fine. The phone belongs to Alena. But I have no idea on how it got onto me! I swear! All I remember is that I was arrested minutes after I came to work from a lovely drive.
When I came out to pull out the phone, I played cookie clicker, alright? But it isn’t what you think. I didn’t do it while I was driving!
Slime: But everything supports it, Eljay. Everything!
Kahi: (I have an idea of what this piece of evidence doesn’t support… In fact, it’ll topple this whole case to the ground if I can figure out what this shows me. Gah! I can’t think of it! What would Varponok tell me in this time?)
Kahi: (I know! What is Slime’s case MISSING with evidence to support part of his argument! But which part of it? And how can I use it against him?)
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The badge! Do da badge!
Eljay says that he wasn’t driving while playing Cookie Clicker. Could it be that Alena was playing it while Eljay drove? And that’s why the start times are the way they are?
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Kahi: Slime, there’s a major hole in your argument that even the evidence cannot prove!
Kahi: NONE OF THE EVIDENCE SUGGESTS THAT ELJAY EVEN DROVE THE CAR!
Slime: GAAAAAH! YOU’RE RIGHT!
Kahi: If anything, the evidence only suggests that Eljay was the one using Alena’s phone when he was driven to work. And because cookie clicker constantly involves clicking a cookie on a iPhone screen, that suggests that he would have only been occupied by that.
Kahi: Furthermore, Alena would have had to drive the car if Eljay was that distracted the whole time. Whether they hit Pot8o during that time, I don’t think they could. HOWEVER, all we DO know is that pot8o was killed by being split in half and receiving a huge impact onto the concrete.
Slime: Care to explain why the car tracks and potato on the tire are there, then?
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they ran over a family picnic instead
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Please. I get you wanna make jokes, but whenever I come on here, I’m hoping I get a nice little response so I can continue the game, and all these jokes do is give my hopes up. It isn’t funny.
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Could it be that the real culprit planted the evidence?
Hey I have a question: how does Slime have a tire with pot8o on it if the murder vehicle wasn’t found at the crime scene?
Kahi: Let me suggest this: perhaps the evidence was PLANTED onto the car and around the area by the real culprit.
Venom: Planted evidence!? Does that mean all of this evidence is… BOOTLEGGED?
Slime: Can you PROVE that the evidence is planted.
Kahi: All it takes is a little analysis of the facts, Slime.
Kahi: First, note that neither the tire or the proposed “crime scene” picture have any tracks or impressed potato into them. This has to imply that both Pot8o or the tire NEVER collided with each-other, as stated earlier, also…
Kahi: How do you, Mr. Slime, know that these pieces of evidence haven’t been tampered with? Eljay said himself that around 10 minutes later that he was arrested, giving any criminal time to tamper with the evidence. And the failure of a connection of the pieces of evidence show this is highly likely.
Kahi: Plus, it’s pretty obvious now that the phone found on Eljay does NOT belong to him! All of this suggests planted evidence, Prosecutor Slime! All of it!
Slime: Then tell me WHO would have planted the fake evidence?
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Cronk planted the evidence.
Probably someone slime knows because he had the evidence.
I see how it is. You guys want ME to get into trouble, eh?
Kahi: CHRONICLER was the one who planted the evidence!
Chronicler: Wa-? Why me? What did I do wrong?
Kahi: ADMIT IT! YOU PLANTED THE EVIDENCE!
Slime: Looks like the pressure of being a new attorney has all gone to Kahi’s head. Hah! You wish it was Chronicler. But that’s impossible! I was personally out at lunch break with Chronicler discussing the annoyance of Double Posts at that time! He couldn’t have been the one who planted the evidence!
Slime: Not to mention that Chronicler doesn’t have fingerprints on the phone or any other piece of evidence.
Venom: Hmph. Kahi, don’t make another mistake like that again, or it will cost you this trial. Do you understand me.
Kahi: Understood, your honor. (AGH! Why was I such an idiot! I shouldn’t have said that!)
Kahi: (Now, who could have planted the evidence?)
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Lets go out on a limb a say Alena is the one who planted the evidence as she is the most likely person to take Eljays car and phone.
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Eh.
I agree with the Medical Expert of Time.
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