Threaten Eljay that I will break the Muaka. He will be sent to the next level of mental pain and the Judge will not prohibit this seeing as he enjoyed our last performance.
Kahi: Give me the answer, Eljay, or I’ll play the Muaka again.
Eljay: Hmph. Very well then. I’ll tell you what I was doing in there, and I’ll tell you well. Mesonak had taken my Muaka, so I came in there to retrieve it. He always likes to get into my stuff. So I came in there and got it back. But that’s it. I didn’t kill Solek. It was a- Ooh. Never mind. That’s not important.
Kahi: What do you mean it’s not important. We need the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Do I need to play the Muaka again?
Eljay: …
Kahi: Well? Do I?
Eljay: …
Kahi: Who killed Solek, Eljay? It had to be you or Meso, but now everything seems to be pointing toward you. Now tell me everything that happened in that office during the night of August 27th. All of it.
Eljay: … Heh heh. You’re forgetting one small, little detail. There were no FINGER prints on Solek. So I didn’t break Solek, nor did Meso. Explain that!
Kahi: (How do I prove it? Looks like I need to make a theory here. He’s near a breaking point. All I need to do now is squeeze it from him.)
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give him the tickles o_o
How do we know that Solek is really dead?
This could be a Face Off situation and ELJAY IS REALLY SOLEK
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Ask if he has gloves.
@LelouchViBritannia Dun dun dun!
Edited for Double Post.
~Chronicler
He’s already used to the Muaka torture, so what do I do…
I say Eljay was using gloves to kill Solek, or he used the Muaka itself.
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It was an accident!
Solek must’ve fallen off the table, or perhaps Eljay knocked it while reaching for his Muaka. Solek is really fragile, that’s why there are no fingerprints, it broke on its own.
If this doesn’t scream “accident” I don’t know what does.
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Eljay meme’d Solek to death, which would explain the lack of prints.
You guys need to come to agreement on how Solek died. (Or Majority rules) 
Can’t do all of them.
This.
Kahi: I know why there were no fingerprints… BECAUSE ALL OF IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Venom: What? How do you explain this, Kahi?
Kahi: It’s simple, Venom. And all the facts line up perfectly.
That night, Eljay was trying to look for his Muaka which Meso had taken. He saw the Muaka when he was in the office and tried to reach for it, but Solek was in the way. Solek crashed to the ground, breaking because of his fragile '08 pieces.
When Eljay saw what had happened, he knew he might get in trouble with the rest of the cast for breaking a BIONICLE set, something he swore never to do. Thus, he decided he needed to put the blame on Mesonak, who hated Solek to begin with.
Eljay: Well!? That doesn’t answer why I don’t have prints on the Muaka.
Kahi: But I know the answer. Remember earlier how I touched your Muaka?
Eljay: My precious Muaka… You don’t lay a finger on that priceless- Oh…
Kahi: Exactly. You don’t LIKE finger prints on your sets, don’t you, Eljay?
Eljay: Well… Ugh. AH.
Kahi: Which means you HAD to have gloves on if you wanted your Muaka back, right?
Eljay: …
Kahi: ?
Eljay: Alright. You got me. I’m sick of this whole case! Lemme show you who I really am!
Kahi: What!? JOHN SMITH!? But- but-
John Smith: In fact, I’m sick of this whole case. You and your trickery, Kahi. You win. I did kill Solek. But it was all an accident. I’ll get arrested anyways for this, so I guess I should tell all of the truth, especially since if this went on any longer you’d figure me out anyways.
Venom: Oh boy, this is getting GOOOOD!
It all began in July, when I heard a rumor within the Mod Squad that Eljay had a priceless Time-Travelling Muaka. I thought it would go well with my Doctor Who Memorabilia. But I needed a way to get on the inside. So I waited until a night when Mesonak was the only person there, and I snuck into the building, But I was afraid to get caught, so I went into Eljay’s office and picked up his old Miru.
It was there I used my skills to convince Meso that I was Eljay. It worked out well, and I went into his office to grab the Muaka. However, I bumped Solek over, and he broke.
“Oh no… What have I done… I broke Solek! What am I gonna do?”
“HIM! He hates Solek! I’ll blame him for this! Yes, it’ll be the perfect crime!”
But it was that blasted Muaka that was the end of me. I knew it would be an indicator that I wasn’t Eljay, since I wasn’t careful with Solek, so I decided to run, leaving the priceless Muaka behind. That was when the police came and arrested Meso. Overall, I managed to escape the scene, and I hoped to escape jail time. Looks like I was wrong.
Kahi: …
John Smith: …
Kahi: All this for a Muaka?
John Smith: Yes. All this for a Time-Travelling Mauka. Once I got that stupid time stuck in my head, it wouldn’t get out. Looks like I’m caught now, huh?
Venom: Well, that’s nice and all, but we need to give a ruling out to Mesonak now. So I guess he’s…
Venom: As for you, John, didn’t they tell you crime never pays? Sheesh. Kids these days.
Mesonak: “Wow, Kahi. That was pretty grand in the courtroom. I didn’t expect it to be John.”
Kahi: “Me either. That felt rather… Shoehorned, don’t you think?”
Mesonak: “Oh well. Thanks for saving my butt, though. I 'preciate it.”
Kahi: “Your welcome. Meanwhile, I think I should be working on On Air. Once the real Eljay learns about this case, he’s gonna be all over me about On Air. Now c’mon, Meso. Let’s go home.”
END OF EPISODE I
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What a twist! Thanks for setting this game up! 
Can’t wait for what happens next.
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#OH MY GOD I KNEW IT
######sorta
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Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
Ok, next one.
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How did you “sorta” know it?
If this game worked out 100% the way I wanted it to (which it didn’t) there would have been a small part where you ask “why is the Time-Travel part so special to you?” and he would have said it had to do with one of his favorite TV shows.
However, we only got the Time-Travelling Muaka part.
Thanks! I knew that one might catch you guys off your guard. The Time-Travelling Muaka really was the center piece of all of this in the first place.
Your gonna have to wait. It took me about a week to figure this whole thing out. I have a few ideas for the next episode, but right now they’re just ideas.
Just a poll: Should Varderan be in the place of Edgeworth or not?
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Nay, Venom is not-bootleg.
Edit: Whoops! I thought Edgeworth was the judge! That’s what I get for not playing the game.
Seriously though, make Var the prosecution and keep sassy Venom as judge.
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The only reason I want him to be in the prosecution side is because he’s good at it. Remember when Varderan confronted Meso about the Island of the Lost Mask thing, where Meso said it wouldn’t give us any new info? That’s what made me think about this. Varderan would be great with the prosecution.
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Ya know after reading this:
http://board.ttvpodcast.com/t/staff-archive-toxicmocs-v-varderan-dawn-of-justice-a-story-told-in-gifs/10391?u=dr_chronos
I think Var should be the prosecution.
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That was another reason I thought it would be a good idea.
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Except Eljay was really John Travolta Smith
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