Ah man, do we need to ask nicely for real this time? Fine.
No, you need to show Venom whoās boss in this court room. (:<
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Then we will do just that. Throw all the evidence at his face, and make sure it shaves his dumb beard clean off!
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Kahi: NO your honour. You are simply saying this because you think sheās pretty. Please, allow me to ask the Witness my questions.
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"Your Honor the facts simply donāt add up. We have absolutely no real evidence of where the witness or the defendent were that day. Thereās more to this case than meets the eye, we canāt let feelings get in the way of justice. We must investigate all possibilities in order to find the truth, and as a defense attorney (shows badge) I intend to do just that. "
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I think you guys should agree on a response, because I really wanna see how you can kick Olā Venomās butt.
Get up onto that little platform thing, push him down to the floor, and use a shoe blade to kick his rear.
Hm, keep doing the āNO, your honour,ā thing.
Kahi: Your honor! Youāre being played by her sweetness!
Venom: How dare you accuse me-
#SLAM!
Kahi: Just listen here! the facts simply donāt add up. We have absolutely no real evidence of where the witness or the defendant were that day. Thereās more to this case than meets the eye, we canāt let feelings get in the way of justice. We must investigate all possibilities in order to find the truth, and as a defense attorneyā¦
Kahi: ā¦I intend to do just that.
Venom: ā¦
Alena: Soā¦ Iām a manipulative idiot, am I? OH YEAH!? THEN PROVE THAT I KILLED POT8O! WHY WOULD I KILL HIM! WHY WHY WHY!!!
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Dang right lady.
Anywho, I say keep throwing things.
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Kahi: Because youāre insane!
Alena: ā¦
Alena: How dare you.
Kahi: ā¦?
Alena: IāLL KILL ALL OF YOU!
Alena proceeds to kill Slime, then Looch, who has been hanging out next to Slime, and then Cronk, but then the security tackles her to the ground. She then gets the chair the next day.
##The End.
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Kahi: Because youāre insane!
Alena: ā¦
Alena: How dare you.
Var: Iā¦ Have arrivedā¦
Slime: VARPONOK! But youā¦ You!
Var: Yeah, I know. Thankfully I outran all the nurses like a boss. Total MLG style. Anyways, I wasnāt able to get Kahi all of my evidence, because the nurses kicked him out. Nowā¦ What do you want for evidence?
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I knew he was a Time Traveller.
Ask him about pot8oās death.
Var: Kahi, thatās for you to figure out.
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Ask him about his evidence concerning pot8oās death?
Ask him about those texts he sent to Alena on the day of the murder. That should confirm that she didnāt show up.
Ask if he knows what Po8o was doing in the storage room, basically check to see what is or was there.
Ask him if he can see with that band-and over his eyes.
Var: Unfortunately for you, she WAS at work. However, she was alone in the 5th floor, along with Mr. Pot8o. I would know because both of their clock-in stations are upstairs.
Pot8oās Clock-In:
-3:20 pm
Var: Unfortunately, he never checked back in. Alena did, though:
Clock-in Time (Alena):
July 14th, 3:26-3:59 pm
Var: I also happen to have a newspaper article that stated that on July 12th, the BZP diamond was stolen. The thief was never caught.
Var: Thatās what made me grow suspicious. Since I am the head of the TTV Podcast, I was allowed my own search, and found this:
Var: The BZP diamond, the same one stolen only July 12th.
Var: Technicalitiesā¦
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