Remember, cohorts. We need to be democratic in here and chose one answer together!
4 people already chose the its just a prank bro option
I support this.
Meso: Woah woah. No need to get hostile. It’s just a prank, bro.
Kahi: I’m serious, “Mesonak.” Where am I? The last thing I remember was being in my office.
Meso: You don’t mean you forgot the whole case?
Kahi: I may have… Wait, this is a court case correct?
Meso: What else would it be?
Kahi: Then who am I defending.
Meso: Me, silly. That’s why I woke you up. So, are you ready for the case because we gotta go in soon!
Can you at least give me some details pl0x Meso?
Seconded.
Meso: No problem, Kahi!
Meso: So basically there was this problem with some leaks and stuff, alright? And when I was trying to get rid of a leak off of a board on the TTV building, people thought I did it. So you gotta defend me for it! Anything else?
Did you see his face?
Do you recognize it?
Mesonak: Er… Who’s face? You gotta be specific.
http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/8/7/87a5e253962d768f9bf9ac1867e0e1dacb989295.jpg
Mesonak: I didn’t see anyone. I just got here from the detention center. I found you unconscious on the floor, next to the couch!
Alright then, I say we go into the court room.
Mesonak: I trust in you, Kahi! You can do this!
~~
Febuary 3rd, 11:49 AM.
District Courtroom #5
##BANG BANG!
Venom: [Alright][1], everyone. Order in the court. Today we face the trial of Mr. Mesonak of posting Fake Leaks onto the 2016 Board for the TTV Building. Is the defense ready?
Kahi: Ergh… I’m not so sure if I am ready…
???: Please, Mr. Kahi. We need to get this trial started! Are you ready or not?
[1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sPsqFhdeD4
The Defense is ready (as we’ll ever be anyway).
The defense is ready, your Honor!
Your Honor, the defense was born ready.
Kahi: I guess I would be considered “ready” even though I don’t feel that way.
Venom: Kahi, please. No need for jokes today. This is a serious crime we are talking about! Worthy of a firing! Please, just take this a little more seriously. Kapeesh?
Yes your honour!
Venom: Good, then. Mr. Slime, please open with the opening statement.
Slime: Of course. Er, heh. It was on January 4th when Mr. Mesonak was seen distributing leaks on the 2016 topic. He was seen by two witnesses: Mr. Plural Ogel, and Mr. Nekchir.
Mesonak was shortly “arrested” later and is now being tried for illegal distribution of leaks.
Kahi: (Hmmm… That statement thing sounds fishy… Should I object?)