For some ■■■■■■■ reason, in January, a sequel to the movie is coming to Netflix. Sharkboy and Lavagirl are adults and they have a kid now. Why? Who asked for this? Who approved this? How can we survive in a world where this movie is even on the table? 2021 is not looking good, guys.
I thought they were siblings or something…
This is bad.
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No, because…oh god, Max is technically their dad because he brought them into being with his dreams. They are siblings. You somehow made this worse.
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The original was pretty interesting. I’d like to see a modern remake of it. But a sequel? I never ‘imagined’ that.
Didn’t he also dream their actual parents, though?
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Biological parents and cosmological parents aren’t necessarily mutually-exclusive. Sharkboy can have a biological dad and a father-who-art-in-heaven-and-by-heaven-I-mean-George-Lopez’s-classroom.
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Why?!?
Dear Lord, take me now!
Good.
The original was a masterpiece. Can’t wait to see the sequel.
Is it just me or does sharkboy look like discount batman now?
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I think this GIF I found in the Emoji Movie Topic sums up my feelings about this:
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What, no this isn’t going to be terrible, the original was, uh, ok, so this will be better!
I think
/s
Shark boy and lava girl 2 MR. electric boogaloo
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Why
We went through the entire year for this?
I thought it was cool as a kid, but this just makes it weird
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Lavagirl looks great, but sharkboy looks like discount batman with his helmet on
i would’ve rather had shark lava and boy girl
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what would that even be?
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a girl who was raised by boys so she has boy powers, obviously.
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Obviously
Who is going to watch a sequel to a 15 year old 3.7/10 movie?
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They might be banking on it being so bad it’s good and getting a meme fandom like The Room. This will inevitably fail if that is their plan, since you just can’t capture that same magic on purpose.
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“You’ll never gain meme status if you aim to make a meme” - Albert Einstein
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I don’t think he said that.