Well Little Johnny it’s so gosh darn good.
Why People say that I have bad grammar?
Well little Johnny you have bad grammar because you never read actual books; you spend so much time on the internet that your vocabulary is no less dense than a 6 year old youtube commentor
Why can’t I go to sleep?
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Well, little Johnny, it’s because subconsciously sense the fact that I am currently hiding under your bed.
Don’t bother looking - I’ll be gone before this message even sends.
Why did I hide like some twisted boogeyman under @Rockho 's bed?
Well little Johnny, some times when people are born the workers in their brain are a bit confused. So yours decided hiding under a bed would be a good idea.
Why is the sun yellow?
Well Joey, tiny yellow nanobots on the outside of the sun vibrate very fast and heat up the sun.
Why did hero factory exist?
Because little Johnny, we needed heroes in bioncle’s demise, so Lego created them in order to get Bionicle fans to shut up. However, it didn’t work as a majority of them hated it, mainly because it replaced bionicle.
Why is Boston’s “More than a feeling” stuck in my head?
Well little Johnny, that is because you have a bad case of earworm; Hyperactive worms which live inside of your brain that replay the same song over and over on a record player.
Why does everything cost so much money?
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They do not, you are just a lowlife with no job.
Why is milk blue?
No Johnny, it’s white not blue, only Star Wars has that blue milk.
Can I eated @Radiation-7901?
Yes little johnny. Just be warned though, you might get radiation poisoning.
Why can’t I watch Suicide Squad?
Well little Johnny, You don’t have eyes. You’re a skeleton.
Do I get a say in this?
No Little johnny, you are done for…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!
Can I eat bread?
Well Little Johnny, as long as you don’t become gluten free like your mother did.
What is the answer?
Pancakes.
Where am I going to watch the new recap reviews now?
Nowhere, Vessel is dead, and so are the recaps.
Why do we drink water?
Because, little Jimmy, the little goblins in our eyes need someplace to swim.
Why does uncle have an eyepatch?
well Little Johnny it is because your uncle was on a mission to kill his mentor and destroy a nuclear tank, he lost it during a torture session
why is Yes such a good band?
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Well little Johnny, I honestly have no idea.
Why does barley anyone like Digimon, even though its better then Pokemon in every possible way?
well little johnny you’re just some hipster that likes that piece of trash people call digimon
Why is the sky blue?
Well little Johnny, you should try looking at some of the posts in this topic, 'cause that question has been asked to death, was resurrected, and asked to death again.
Why do people still think the earth is flat?