Because they are much like you, a bunch of idiots who can’t take no for an answer.
Why can we not drink steel?
Well little Johnny, steal is a solid, and you can’t drink solids. But you can sure as heck eat them. Go ahead, east some steal.
Why is @RaptorTalon nothing but condensed ball of pure burning hatred?
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Because, my not so dear little boy, you are a terrible person and should feel terrible, and he’s just the only one with the guts to relay it.
Why do I have three wall plugs but only one cord?
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Well Little Johnny, it’s like me old Gaffer used to say, “Better safe than sorry.”
Is love hate, and is hate love?
Yes.
Do all donkeys sound like Eddie Murphy?
No, little Jacob, just the ones that are being possessed by the spirit of Edy Murfie.
Is the living ghost still alive?
Yes Little Johnny…What you got possessed by the Spark Ghost of Starscream, NNNOOO!
Can I go into the Future to see my grown-up self?
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believe me lil johnny,you don’t wanna see your grown-up self…
why the heck does everyone like pokemon so much?
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Well little Johnny, we still aren’t sure. Scientists are working to find out why people like anything at all outside of LEGO…
Why do we use cars?
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Well little Johnny, we use them to run over Eljay.
Why do people hate Eljay?
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Because #teamkahi is better.
Why do people use hashtags?
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Well Little Johnny #Wevedontknownotherthanthatsmadewordsmushup.
Can I become Eljay?
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Well little Johnny to replace Eljay you will need to join the election. But this nice chap named Kopeke is already running against him.
Why can’t I win a carnival game?
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Well, John-John, you have no limbs.
Why is my computer awful?
Because Little John, you need a new one.
Can I change my named to Tyler or Jane?
Well little Johnny, that depends on what you mean. Do you mean your legal name, or your username?
Why is this dude so awesome?
Well Johnny he isn’t I seen the anime.
Is the Flying Dutchman going to steal my soul?
No, but he will.
Why do I keep making Digimon references, even though I know I’m one of the only people on the boards who likes it.
Well Little Johnny please stop that, no cares for Digimon because they actually origins might surprise you.
GIVE ME ELJAY’S FACE!!!