Well little Johnny, you might not know this, but Eljay isn’t Eljay. Eljay is LJ, which is short for Lewa Johnson. Now would you want to be friends with someone who calls himself Lewa Johnson?
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Why are chairs so boring?
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Because Johnny they are made out of wood, metal, & plastic.
Why run so super fast?
HEY! @Spiderus_Prime! I wasn’t joking. I want an answer. What you said made no seance.
Yes. Yes I would.
Because you’re probably using them wrong.
How does Kapura go so fast by moving slow?
Well little Johnny, running fast lets you embrace your inner hedgehog and hedgehogs are the key to becoming immortal.
Where’s On Air?
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Well little Johnny, I’d be able to answer that if I knew the flippity dip dip you you’re talking about.
Why won’t @Spiderus_Prime answer my question?
Because he was shipped to a South Siberian gulag some time ago.
Why are my ears bleeding?
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You must have clicked on the new kidz bop album by mistake.
Why can’t I drive?
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'Cause if you do, it will go something a bit like this.
Why is this so true?
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Well Junior, go to your room!!!
Why @MaximusPrime stuck in the 90’s?
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What?
WHAT?
Well, only 90’s kids will understand, not a underdeveloped crudpile…
Why is the world hollow?
Sorry young lad, but the world isn’t hollow, it’s have the full of the lava.
WHY I HATED EVERYONE!!!
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cough cough its magma not lava cough cough
Well little Johnny, you hate everyone because I threw you into a dark, dank pit at age two and took you out at three. This led to you having some severe issues later on in life. Sorry, not sorry.
What’s water?
The thing that our Planet and us around had.
I think there’s a lady monster under my bed?
Did you just assume it’s gender?
Why does everything trigger people?
Well little Johnny, your question has #triggered me. Get out while I go type a lengthy internet post about how unfair the world is.
Why does the law of diminishing return exist?
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Why not?
What do I do if I hear a beautiful voice at sea? Go towards it?
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Well little Johnny, that’s how I met your mother.
How do I make the right choice?
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Well little Johnny, just don’t make the wrong choice.
Why are bananas curved funny?
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