Out of all the grammatical errors you chose that? 
Well adblock proof infestation, if they werenât theyâd be corn, but only when ripe.
Why is the yellow one the sun?
Because I said so, you bean-sprout half-pint midget!
Why is a human soul worth so much?
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Its distinctions like that that bug me the most.
Yourâs isnât. Thatâs because you called a little kid a bean-sprout half-pint midget, among many, many, many, many, maaaaaaaaany other things.
Why was Herculeskabuterimon never in the anime?
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Well little Johnny, I donât know.
Why can I smell things?
Because, Joel, the little faeries that live in your nose have tiny noses of their own, that they help you smell with.
Why are there 30 second adds to 6 second videos?
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Because you little snot, YouTube hates us.
Why do most of my old bionicle sets have broken pieces?
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Well little Johnny, the rule of time dictates that all things eventually break and get worn down, eventually decaying to nothingness.
What constitutes as a âdank memeâ?
Cause they getting old and tired of you. much like my patience.
Why must I die to stay alive?
Well Johnny hereâs a 1UP so you canât die from those pesky Goombas and Koopa Troopas.
##I AM THE DESTORYER OF WORLD?
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Yes, idiots like you will eventually lead to our downfall. Not you specifically, seeing as you lack the willpower and basic motor skills to even get out of bed in the morning. but a conglomerate of people like you will destroy civilization as we know it.
Can I have candy?
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No. Because youâre a fart face butt nugget to little children.
Will I ever live and learn? (Crush 40 starts playing)
No, you have failed at both while breaking the world record for how fast you can fail at everything.
Why canât I stuff the cat?
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Because, you little dirt wad, I already did.
What makes a âDank Memeâ?
A Dank meme comes from the soul, something I have found a disturbing lack of in yourself.
Why do I breathe milk with my ears?
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Well Little Johnny, Because itâs the only thing you can do to give yourself a feeling of self worth, imbecile.
What do spooky scary skeletons do?
Well Little Johnny they walked, and if you jump on them, they fell.
Whatâs happen when I get spilt into two people?
You are not even one person, how could you ever be two?
Why doth thou torment me so?
Because itâs fun.
Why is there no moon in the sky tonight?
Well little Johnny, itâs because the holographic projection that makes up what we think the sky is went down and the government is trying to fix it. Stay tuned for more news.
Why do people make fail compilations?
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Because, Joseph, do you really expect him to stay around all night? Heâs got places to be, work too do. Heâs far too busy to sit around for you.
Why do I have no arms?