Before you worry about your arms, you should worry about your brain…
Can I have a nomnomnom salad?
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Well Little Johnny yes you have a SaLad.
Am I been a Good Boy for Santa Claus?
NO! No talk of Christmas yet, Halloween want even ended!
Why do stores stock Christmas stuff the month before Halloween?
Well little Johnny, Commercialism and Capitalism.
Were the 80’s cool?
Well Little Man, the 1980’s was so cool, we’ve used to had VHS, Blockbuster stores, Playing some NES, 7 watching some really cool Cartoons.
What the 90’s were like?
Well, most annoying Johnny, everyone was in stasis in the 90’s, so… pretty uneventful.
Why am I such a filthy casual in my fandoms? :[
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Me Grimlock say you just observer now.You just need to be more involved. Be in more discussions and interact with people. Get to know other fandom members.
Why me Grimlock take so long to return?
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Well little Johnny, no one cares about your dumb T-rex robot with a shiny crown, so stop making such a big deal out of it
Why can’t AFOLs appreciate Bionicle just as much as their other cherished themes?
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Well little brat, me Grimlock say that they have no time to do that, 'cause by then me Grimlock already tear their heads off. Me Grimlock say you next for making fun of me.
Why no one like me Grimlock?
Well little Grimlock, because your grammar is worse than little Johnny’s.
Why have people distorted my game?
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Because little head thing, people are mean, and no like me Grimlock. People make fun of me for being not smart. But me Grimlock can no help it. And people also like being really really big jerks like @RaptorTalon. But me Grimlock still like your game and play it nice.
Why people no like little head man?
Little Johnny? No one likes him because he brings out the utter worst of humanity. Annoying, irrational, incompetent ETC.
Why is water red?
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Well Little Johnny, that not water, it’s blood.
Who is Simon Furman, and why he’s favorite character is Grimlock?
Because me Grimlock AWESOME!!!
Why everyone dancing around serious issue and keep making hate jokes?
Well little Johnny, because it’s satire.
Why do words like ‘dank’ and ‘literally’ no longer really mean what they’re supposed to mean?
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I didn’t realize that had an original meaning.
You want to talk about words that have lost their meaning.
In satire, you’re supposed to be making a point. Here, every time someone tries to say something serious about this, someone else comes and takes a crap on it.
Why will none listen to me!!! (Raptor Talon I swear to dog to you show up…)
Well you flea, Who knows what dank meant, but literally still means “inexplicably purple”.
Why do I ignore @MaximusPrime?
I swear, I will take these great big metallic jaws of mine, and bite your head off.
That’s probably why.
Why does no one take anything seriously?
They do, but only when it comes from a person with any degree of intelligence. Unlike you, Johnny.
Oh, werrrrrrrrrrre is my hairbrush?
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Fine. If people want to play the rude game, I might as well give it a try.
Simple answer. Me Grimlock ate it. Me Grimlock eat you next.
Why is Johnny such a fart face turd sandwich?