Well little Johnny, that is because fish are allergic to rocks.
Why is the ocean saltwater?
Well little Johnny, its salt water because it got salty over the fact that it isnt as fresh as freshwater.
Why do my eyes burn after rubbing soap into it?
Well little Johnny, that is because your eyes are allergic to soap.
What color is the earth?
Well little Johnny,

Why do we blame Waj?
Well little Johnny, itâs because Waj means blame in matoran.
How do I learn how to do an infinite?
Well little Johnny, you hold A.
When am I moving out?
Well little johnny, You can move out very quickly as soon as i get the catapult from the garage
W-why do we have a c-catapult?
Well little Johnny, you have a catapult because itâs a relic from ancient times.
Why were catapults invented?
Well little Johnny they were a transportation system for your mom until the found out they could launch rocks.
Why do birds?
Well Little Johnny oh I thought I saw a little boy, I did I did see a little boy!
Can you please stop calling me Johnny now?
Well little Timmy, NO.
Why is eating lego dangerous?
it⊠isnât?
where is mamma?
Well little Johnny, you are an orphan. Your mamma went with your father.
Hau dows grama worc? yes it is intentionally written wrong
Well little Johnny, soy DontĂ©, el exterminador del demoĆos.
Why am I here?
Just to suffer, little johnny. Now, step in this iron maiden
Seriously? Why do we have a garage full of medieval weaponary and torture devices?
Well, little Johnny, the better question is âWhy not?â
Uh, why not?
Johnny, my little, tiny, stupid child, this is a question not worth answering. why not isnât important.
But, but⊠oh well, since arenât going to answer my question i guess Iâll just go in the iron maiden. Can you open it please?
Well Little Johnny, No but their a Iron Man suit for you.
Whereâs Bosko go?
Well little Johnny, Bosko goes Rosco.
How many days are in an hour?
Well little Johnny, there are umpteen days in an hour.
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