Well Little Johnny

pretty good

who are you?

Well Little Johnny, I’m God!

Will I be Batman?

Well little Johnny, like I said you have the requirement: You are an Orphan.
But probably not.

Will I be Robin?

no, but i am gonna beat you with a crowbar and leave you in a building set to explode.

so does that mean i’ll be red hood?

Well little Johnny, no. Unless someone revives you

Does that mean I will be a hero?

no, you’ll be dead.

why?

Well little johnny, because we cant revive people.

Really? But what if you could revive people?

Well little Johnny, it’s best not to ask questions you don’t want the answers to.

How do I please the algorithm?

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Pray to susan and do a lot of stupid clickbaiting.

Why is susan ruining the entire youtube platform?

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Well little Johnny, Susan is actually an acronym for Someone’s Uh Super Algorithm Nuke. It blows up the people they don’t like.

Why is Friday two days after Wednesday?

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Well little Johnny, its because of it being 5 days before Wednesday.

What I am confused what does that mean?

Well little Johnny, you made me confused so I can’t figure out the answer.
Why is today Friday?

wrong topic

Well Little Johnny, you gotta get down someday.

How do you take a vacation?

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Well little Johnny, I do it as a hostage and make the hotels pay ransom.

How many brothers do I have?

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Well little Johnny, I’m not sure it was a very long and interesting night.

What happened that night?

Well little Johnny, have you heard of gambeling… well I told your mom I would do that. And i ended up lying and doing something different.

Why did you lie?

Well little Johnny your stupid and shouldn’t meddle in affairs not your own.

Why am I so nauseous?

Well little Johnny, you suffer from grammata disease. It’s caused by using the wrong kind of your.

How many times have I told you?

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Well little Johnny, I’m not sure because I still haven’t learned my lesson.

How many times do I need to teach you this lesson old man?

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Well little Johnny, you better shut up before this ā€œold manā€ demonstrates what dying young means.

Why don’t I have more orange lego bricks?