Well Little Johnny

GoodGuy2006 · June 4, 2021, 1:06am

pretty good

who are you?

Spiderus_Prime · June 4, 2021, 1:11am

Well Little Johnny, I’m God!

Will I be Batman?

Senit · June 4, 2021, 5:11am

Well little Johnny, like I said you have the requirement: You are an Orphan.
But probably not.

Will I be Robin?

GoodGuy2006 · June 4, 2021, 11:58am

no, but i am gonna beat you with a crowbar and leave you in a building set to explode.

so does that mean i’ll be red hood?

Senit · June 4, 2021, 12:10pm

Well little Johnny, no. Unless someone revives you

Does that mean I will be a hero?

GoodGuy2006 · June 4, 2021, 12:15pm

no, you’ll be dead.

why?

Senit · June 4, 2021, 12:24pm

Well little johnny, because we cant revive people.

Really? But what if you could revive people?

Diero · June 4, 2021, 2:34pm

Well little Johnny, it’s best not to ask questions you don’t want the answers to.

How do I please the algorithm?

GX_05 · June 4, 2021, 2:37pm

Pray to susan and do a lot of stupid clickbaiting.

Why is susan ruining the entire youtube platform?

Krelikan · June 4, 2021, 4:41pm

Well little Johnny, Susan is actually an acronym for Someone’s Uh Super Algorithm Nuke. It blows up the people they don’t like.

Why is Friday two days after Wednesday?

Senit · June 4, 2021, 4:44pm

Well little Johnny, its because of it being 5 days before Wednesday.

What I am confused what does that mean?

Rukah · June 4, 2021, 4:52pm

Well little Johnny, you made me confused so I can’t figure out the answer.
Why is today Friday?

Hawkflight · June 4, 2021, 5:16pm

wrong topic

Well Little Johnny, you gotta get down someday.

How do you take a vacation?

Krelikan · June 4, 2021, 6:13pm

Well little Johnny, I do it as a hostage and make the hotels pay ransom.

How many brothers do I have?

Diero · June 4, 2021, 7:59pm

Well little Johnny, I’m not sure it was a very long and interesting night.

What happened that night?

Senit · June 4, 2021, 9:47pm

Well little Johnny, have you heard of gambeling… well I told your mom I would do that. And i ended up lying and doing something different.

Why did you lie?

N01InParticular · June 8, 2021, 3:48am

Well little Johnny your stupid and shouldn’t meddle in affairs not your own.

Why am I so nauseous?

Krelikan · June 8, 2021, 5:30am

Well little Johnny, you suffer from grammata disease. It’s caused by using the wrong kind of your.

How many times have I told you?

Diero · June 9, 2021, 12:44am

Well little Johnny, I’m not sure because I still haven’t learned my lesson.

How many times do I need to teach you this lesson old man?

Krelikan · June 20, 2021, 9:59pm

Well little Johnny, you better shut up before this “old man” demonstrates what dying young means.

Why don’t I have more orange lego bricks?