Well little Johnny, that is because orange doesn’t like you.
Why is the ground wet?
well little johnny, because the ground has been crying because you are standing on it.
why do people resurrect topics?
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Well little johnny, long ago there was a Great Schism, where an organization known as the Resurrection Rhyme Regime (The RRR) betrayed the Earth Mother, starting an eternal war. They seized much of the divine engines, but a small sect, the Resurrection Rhyme Resistance (The RRR), fights on. The RRR live in denial of their betrayal, but do not be fooled by their pretenses.
Why is Heyzorks vaguely suspicious?
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he isn’t…suspicious… ha, haha,… Blame yellow! he was in electrical!
why is vakama red?
Vakama is red? Where did you get that misinformation, little Johnny?
Is the moon really made out of cheese?
no you fool it’s made of butter
Why is a cloud?
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Well little Johnny, I don’t have to answer that question, because I’m a free thinker.
Why do words rhyme?
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Well little Johnny, I’ll answer that question once you get out there and start making money.
Why is art hard?
Well little Johnny, it isn’t, you’re just bad
Why don’t people pay me for staying around them?
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uh… they do
Should I, the great Johnny, make a third-party line of model kits akin to Gundam using the Bionicle designs in the same vein as third-party Transformers?
no laddie ye’re no’ that great
why does mr blobby haunt my dreams?
Well little Johnny that’s because he’s a ghost.
Why is the floor green?
That’s because we live on a baseplate, Johnny.
How do I block this nasty mix-up?
use an Heyzorks patented un-mixer! it can be yours for the discount price of £20,000!
does anyone want any toast?
Well little Johnny, no. I told you to stop using the toaster after you nearly burned the house down last time. Now wait here while I get a belt to whip you with.
Why does butter make me fat?
it doesn’t you were already fat.
why does the grinch hate christmas?
Because the story wouldn’t be entertaining if he loved Christmas.
Why does pain exist?
well you little overflowing dumpling, because of you.
why does moto moto like em’ big and chunky?
I think that Moto Moto might’ve spent too much time on the internet.
Why don’t I share any interests with anyone?
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because you are an uninteresting person.
which is better: terraria or minecraft?
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